Archimage’s Continuity

Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:56:11 -0400

Happy International Sloth Day

Sat, 17 Oct 2026 10:46:16 -0400

When was the last time you ran into quicksand or had to stop a runaway stagecoach?

Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:28:39 -0400

Hello. Another wet and dreary weekend. So much for outdoor plans. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Fri, 16 Oct 2026 18:43:35 -0400

Oreo or Hydrox?

Fri, 16 Oct 2026 08:45:39 -0400

Have you noticed how displays are getting larger? Phones, tablets, monitors, TV, etc. We must all be going blind. I prefer small displays.

#tech #failure

Fri, 16 Oct 2026 08:12:07 -0400

Happy Global Cat Day

Here’s a picture of Bit, one of The Gathering kittens.

#feral #cat

Fri, 16 Oct 2026 08:06:47 -0400

Yawn. Grumble. Why are you up? More importantly, why am I up? Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 14:34:03 -0400

PSA: Including AI does not make a product better or more useful.

#ai #marketing

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 14:33:29 -0400

No, I have neither asked for nor do I want AI in any device that I own. Someone/something is trying to push it on us.

#ai #failure

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 13:20:10 -0400

“Time isn’t a stream or even a river. It is an infinite three-dimensional rushing force. Throwing a pebble or boulder into it won’t affect it. It won’t split the timeline. The best you can hope for is to be swept into a better future.”

#writing #justintime

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 13:11:54 -0400

What if you took pasta and ground it down into a powder/flour. Then baked bread or something else with it?

#baking #pasta

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 13:02:58 -0400

Remember when NaNoWiMo was a thing and fun? It still can be as long as you do it yourself.

#writing

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 13:00:04 -0400

T’is time. Thank you. Thank you who:

— follow me

— have read one of my books

— find me humorous

— find me informative

— find me

— find me dead in the street.

Seriously. Thank you. You are the hardcore.

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 12:56:58 -0400

Never get your hopes up above your sneaker tops.

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 12:55:47 -0400

I’m seeing a ton of AI slop on Audible. Time to quit.

#audible #failure

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 12:55:09 -0400

What are the worst fake YouTube thumbnail expressions? There should be a rating/award/penalty.

#youtube #failure

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 12:53:39 -0400

Happy National Lemon Bar Day

I’ve never been to one. What are they like?

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 12:51:26 -0400

Back in my day, I was responsible for my own typos. Now, I have autocorrect and AI to blame. Even clumsiness and stupidity are being taken away from humans.

#ai #autocorrect

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 12:41:12 -0400

New Apple HomeView .~

#apple #homeview

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 08:02:03 -0400

“How many lives have you spoiled the way you spoil the plot of the movies you watch?”

#writing

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 07:49:08 -0400

Good morning, all. If you don’t like what you’re doing, why are you doing it? Stop hitting yourself. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 18:09:33 -0400

I cracked open a bottle of my pumpkin spice ale. Tasty batch for spooky season.

#beer #pumpkin #halloween

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 14:34:08 -0400

I want the Apple Duo to test and use my writing app on, but I’ll probably wait to see how people like the device. It’s a first-gen thing, after all.

#apple #duo #writing #auteureist

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 07:50:41 -0400

happy national lowercase day

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 07:49:41 -0400

Good morning. Don’t stop. Time for the ceremonial coffee