“In the pantheon of the gods, he was the lowest rung. Too bad he broke it the moment he stepped on it.”
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“Hi. My name is Mas Carpone. I’d like you to meet my brother Al. And his little friend”
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“Welcome the rain. It shall wash away your sins along with your pet aardvark.”
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“Just as suddenly as it had appeared the adverb was erased.”
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“You don’t need a fortune to be fortunate.”
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“What’s wrong? Speak your mind.” He enunciated, “Your mind.”
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“Problems will always solve themselves if you stop considering them as problematic.”
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“When in doubt, hit them with a bigger stick and call it a sport.”
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“You see,” he began. “People love to complain. It’s not that there is anything wrong with their lives, apart from lack of someone to feel sorry for them. Pity is the key to friendship when you have no friends.”
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“Keep a smile in your heart and a knife under your pillow.”
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