“The emperor is insane and that’s what his followers want.”

#writing #throwawayline

“His life was like a letter in the dead letter bin of the post office.”

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“He couldn’t balance the basketball on his finger, so they used Photoshop.”

#writing #throwawayline #observed #marketing #failure

“Bring out your dead! Bring out your living! We aren’t picky. Two-for-one sale, today only!”

#throwawayline

“You will rot in this jail cell until you talk.”

“This is a step up from my apartment.”

#writing #throwawayline

“He lived in a small hut and an unassuming life. His was the Hovel of Lessdor.”

If you get it, you win no prize.

#writing #throwawayline

“Prepare to die! Everyone dies. You may as well be ready. We have a whole-life policy you can buy.”

#writing #throwawayline

“He fell flat on his face onto the floor which was at a flat thirty-seven degree angle.”

#writing #throwawayline

“I could be wrong. I should be.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Back in my day, I was still alive.”

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