“What’s wrong? Speak your mind.” He enunciated, “Your mind.” #writing #throwawayline

“Problems will always solve themselves if you stop considering them as problematic.” #writing #throwawayline

“When in doubt, hit them with a bigger stick and call it a sport.” #writing #throwawayline

“You see,” he began. “People love to complain. It’s not that there is anything wrong with their lives, apart from lack of someone to feel sorry for them. Pity is the key to friendship when you have no friends.” #writing #throwawayline

“Keep a smile in your heart and a knife under your pillow.” #writing #throwawayline

“You’re like this loaf of bread. You’re old, hard, and stale.” #writing #throwawayline

“The world needs more you. Just bring dessert.” #writing #throwawayline

“Rise up! Multiply! Overcome all who stand in your way!” — “The Yeasterly” #writing #throwawayline #baking

“His bellicosity was bigger than his belly. That was fine with him since he and his belly hung out.” #writing #throwawayline

“His hair was so slicked-back that it matched his greasy personality. A loud tie and oversized cufflinks completed his ensemble. It was then that I realized I was dealing with a lawyer.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a shadow of his former self, but only when the sun out. Otherwise, he roamed the night in his full glory and power.” #writing #throwawayline

“Words spewed from his mouth the way fireworks blaze in the sky, or a fountain spews water into the air, or a toddler spews food all over the floor.” #writing #throwawayline

“The Grand Vizier whispers to the king, ‘Don’t listen to the kid. Your clothes are gorgeous.'” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s time to stretch. May I suggest the rack?” #writing #throwawayline

“We ate all our young. That’s why population growth is down.” #writing #throwawayline

“A sinister fog hung over the city blanketing it like a smothering hug.” #writing #throwawayline

“Keep plugging away. Just make sure you put the square plugs into the square holes and the round plugs into the round holes.” #writing #throwawayline

“If god wanted humans to fly, he would have given everyone a parachute. So, either he doesn’t want people to fly, or there is no god.” #writing #throwawayline

“Lamentation of the Lambs” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people say ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead., others ‘I’ll sleep until I’m dead.’” #writing #throwawayline

“Find something to smile about each and every day. Otherwise, you will fall into the endless abyss of dark despair full of nightmares and maggots wanting your soul.” #throwawayline

“His life was a charcuterie board with stinky cheese and nothing else.” #writing #throwawayline

“A numeric float makes for a poor dessert.” #writing #throwawayline

“Birds are just the fish of the air.” #writing #throwawayline

“I don’t know what I’d do without you.” “Go on with your life.” “But I didn’t have one before I met you.” “Well, there you go.” #writing #throwawayline