Isn’t it amazing how characters on TV shows always know how to fly a helicopter?

Don’t expect more while asking for less. #life #failure

I wonder when Apple will provide real spam filtering. Oh right, never. #apple #failure #spam

One thing I’ve learned is that the normal consumer doesn’t care about what tech companies term “feeds and speeds”. Whether you have a A20 or A17 chip or a Pentium doesn’t matter. What you do with them does. #tech #failure #tandem

“Don’t celebrate because you think you’ve won an election, or believe you have. Celebrate when you’ve made life better for everyone, not just your constituents.”

I’ve said this before. Burgers should never be served on a brioche bun. They dissolve under presssure. #food

Anyone doing something unusual or fun for Halloween? Dressing up and giving candy, or hiding don’t count. #halloween

“When was the last time someone/a doctor wanted to see your armpits? Why do humans worry so much about them?”

What was the last thing you said “I want it” to and then got it only to be disappointed?

The Gathering: Bit’s tail fur is finally almost grown back and tail mobile. I was concerned the tail may have been damaged beyond movement. Bit started moving it yesterday, after about a month of recovery. #cat

Sorry for all the stupidity. But I never claimed to be intelligent.

If you could only buy one book series for the remainder of your life, what would it be? If you’re an author, your books don’t count. Also, AI deosn’t count—it never does. #book #reading

“The warmth of summer belies the colors of fall. It is like the undetected tooth cavity prior to the pain.” #writing #throwawayline

It’s still not to late to order “The Cat and the Warlock” as a Halloween gift. auteureist.com/my-writin… #book #eading #halloween

Happy Worldwide Howl at the Moon Day Yes, it’s a thing and not even Halloween.

I hate when I write something that leaves the door open to a sequel. I have enough ideas and things to write. #writing #cod3

Greatness is often confused woth insanty . And insanityb with greatneass #writing

This getting good. #writing #cod3

The year is almost over. We are living in the end-times.

Humans are weird. They complain about black borders around devices and displays, but love to watch vertical “tik tok” style things with black borders on the same device. #human #failure

Still no keyboard folio for the iPad Mini. #apple #failure

The more set in your ways you are, any information is used to reinforce your ways, not to show you the truth. #life #failure

Good morning. Stay sane. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — be boring