Happy Pikmin Day #nintendo

Your life is not actual game footage. #life

Snark levels are high today.

It’s one of those days.

Observed: guy next to me is using an AI to place bets on college games. That proves it’s not about the game. It’s about the money and laziness. #ai #sport #failure

“The universe didn’t ask for your opinion before you were born. It won’t ask you after you’re dead. What makes you think it cares now?” #writing #cod3

“Modern witches don’t read entrails. They read the swirls in a coffee crema.” #writing #witchandenchantress

I still don’t understand the point of college sports on TV. It seems to mostly pander to gamblers. Why else would anyone in DE watch an IN game? There aren’t that many IN people in DE. #sport #failure

Throwing it back. youtu.be/6M6samPEM… #halloween

Accept the absurdity. #life

So, if you are dressing, what are you dressing as for Halloween? Are you going ranch, blue cheese, or Italian? #halloween

“He holds a brick to his ear and calls it the new tech.” #writing

“The guillibale will always believe.” #writing

Anyone remember candy apples and taffy apples on Halloween? And those little orange milk cartons for collecting money? #halloween

“If there is a label printed on something, humans tend to believe it over what the thing is. Humans call it marketing, which is just another name for a lie.” #writing

Politicians who show ads in states they aren’t running in should be automatically banned from running. I’m tired of seeing political ads from TX and FL. #politics #failure

“The gold calf is overweight and insane.” #wrtiting #throwawayline

. “The universe is like a machine. Reality is its gears and cogs. They move at the pace of time, and each wheel drives another. Each tooth of each gear locks to another and propels it. Such are your lives. Your self-determination and free will are nothing but the noise of reality.” #writing #cod3

Since it’s Halloween … youtu.be/-uY_6-4TG… #halloween

Woke up with a story idea. What if Snow White’s witch’s mirror was just an iPad with an AI? And the genie in the magic lamp was just a home-control system? #writing

Good morning, you freaks. Happy Halloween. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Paying for something is never an indication of quality. #life

Well, that’s fun. Apparently, I’m passing two stones according to the X-rays.

Do something analog today.

Happy Frankenstein Friday Yes, it’s a thing.