Be poignant. #life

“Be the best version of your fat drunk uncle.”

Being almost certain means you don’t know. #life #failure

The higher you aim, the more you will miss. #life

“Your benefit of the doubt belongs to someone else.” #writing

Gratuitous food pic #food

A benefit of self-publishing is you will be less behind the current genre trend. #writing #publishing

Any good musical bands I should know about now? Nothing sappy. #music

“The problem with life is it focuses on death a lot, instead of just living in the time you have.” #writing #life

“I don’t have time for your jibber-jabber. I have worlds to conquer.” #writing #throwawayline

Who was the taco belle?

”Sometimes being funny is Bette than being worried.” #writing #throwawayline

The Creatures, Crimes, and Creativity conference is this month. I look forward to it every year, and will be there. Will you? creaturescrimesandcreativity.com #writing #author #mdc3con

“It’s your funeral.” “I don’t think I’m dressed for the occasion.” #writing #throwawayline

“Being powerful means you do the right thing at the right time. It’s never about strength, influence, or money.” #writing

“Don’t be sad. We all die. You’ll just die a lot sooner.” #writing

It’s a dark and moist day here. It’s Al’s a very dank and dismal one.

Hello. Laugh today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Scars make for good stories. #writing

“Sunshine is great until you get cancer. Darkness is where the monsters roam.” #writing #throwawayline

“Survival just means you get to suffer a bit more.” #writing

Someone should make sandcastles using mashed potato’s.

Tantrums should be a disqualifying factor in elections. Just sayin’

Restaurant servers who tell you “Enjoy!” when delivering your food are either commanding you enjoy the food, or are biasing your opinion of the food you got. It’s not up to them whether I enjoy it or not. Either way, it’s something to be called out. #restaruant #failure #marketing #training