Dont pretend to be cute or affectionate when you are racist and sexist. People can tell unless they are too.

Observed: guy calling servers and bartenders “sweetie” and “boss” depending on gender #sexism #failure #character

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” “An influencer, of course.” “Why?” “I want to make a ton of money just telling people what to do. There’s too much risk in politics. Now change my diaper.” #writing

Oreos con pollo. #food

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

Running personal errands this week. Of course, I’m also writing and being a nuisace to others. #writing

Promoting a player or team over another has nothing to do without the outcome or ability. It’s skewing the bookmakers. #sport @sportcasting #gambling #marketing #failure

Dead people should never color their hair.

A “paid spokesperson” is market-speak for “shill”. Look it up. #marketing #failure

Is it safe to eat salads again? Or has the Meat Consumers Cooalition won? .~ #food

“Dreams are just nightmares you enjoy.” #writing

“This version of the app fixed sightings of UFOs. There are no improvements to handling UAPs.” #throwawayline

Have you noticed that ads related to housework or housework gadgets always feature smiling happy people? That’s like ads which show drunk alcohol users partying. #marketing #failure

You have to laugh at life. IT may be the only joy you get. #life

“God no longer cares about humans. God got fed up with humans praying for intervention in their good looks, sport, national pride, superiority. God warned us about using its name in vain.” #writing

Someties, a book needs to wander to take the reader on a journey. #writing

Good morning. Enjoy the day. Have some fun. Things change tomorrow. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

Observed: “She wore a cascade of a queen-sized bedsheet that she had dyed majestic blue and cinched with a belt of someone’s hair.” #writintg

I’ve been writing “heavy” stuff this year. I think I’ll go light and humorous next. #writing

I’m working up questions for C3’s AI panel that I’m moderating. #mdc3con #ai

Grr. The SuperNote partner app doesn’t support Apple shortcuts. I need a way to automate pulling data. #supernote

Blank pages are opportunities. #writing

The problem with apple butter is that it tends to be more spices than apple. I should try making something better #food