Misheard a news report stating that Philadelphia is working on a rap abatement program.

“You can’t replace success with bravado and expect to win unless you’re greedy .” #writing #business

“Times and time never changes. People do.” #writing #justintime

For the 250th birthday of the country, anymore remember that?, all of the Philadelphia sports teams have agreed to implode.~ #philly #sport

Micro.blog is still the sanest social platform. #socialmedia

So Amazon has a “Kindle Click” a remote for lazy stupid people who want to turn the page on their Kindle from another room.~ #amazon #kindle #ebook #failure

Do people still play Minecraft? Or is Hytale the thing now? I guess Trove is still around too. No, I don’t want to play any of them, just wondering. #game #minecraft

“Life is disgusting when you do it right.” #writing #throwawayline

Anyone remember when bakeries had poppyseed rolls and cakes? #baking

Doomscrolling: scouring the web for id Sofware’s Doom.

Hello. Make room for the sun. Ra! Ra! Ra! Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Hello. Where is the coffee? Time for the ceremonial coffee

Isn’t it amazing how characters on TV shows always know how to fly a helicopter?

Don’t expect more while asking for less. #life #failure

I wonder when Apple will provide real spam filtering. Oh right, never. #apple #failure #spam

One thing I’ve learned is that the normal consumer doesn’t care about what tech companies term “feeds and speeds”. Whether you have a A20 or A17 chip or a Pentium doesn’t matter. What you do with them does. #tech #failure #tandem

“Don’t celebrate because you think you’ve won an election, or believe you have. Celebrate when you’ve made life better for everyone, not just your constituents.”

I’ve said this before. Burgers should never be served on a brioche bun. They dissolve under presssure. #food

Anyone doing something unusual or fun for Halloween? Dressing up and giving candy, or hiding don’t count. #halloween

“When was the last time someone/a doctor wanted to see your armpits? Why do humans worry so much about them?”

What was the last thing you said “I want it” to and then got it only to be disappointed?

The Gathering: Bit’s tail fur is finally almost grown back and tail mobile. I was concerned the tail may have been damaged beyond movement. Bit started moving it yesterday, after about a month of recovery. #cat

Sorry for all the stupidity. But I never claimed to be intelligent.

If you could only buy one book series for the remainder of your life, what would it be? If you’re an author, your books don’t count. Also, AI deosn’t count—it never does. #book #reading