Have you noticed how displays are getting larger? Phones, tablets, monitors, TV, etc. We must all be going blind. I prefer small displays. #tech #failure

Happy Global Cat Day Here’s a picture of Bit, one of The Gathering kittens. #feral #cat

Yawn. Grumble. Why are you up? More importantly, why am I up? Time for the ceremonial coffee.

PSA: Including AI does not make a product better or more useful. #ai #marketing

No, I have neither asked for nor do I want AI in any device that I own. Someone/something is trying to push it on us. #ai #failure

“Time isn’t a stream or even a river. It is an infinite three-dimensional rushing force. Throwing a pebble or boulder into it won’t affect it. It won’t split the timeline. The best you can hope for is to be swept into a better future.” #writing #justintime

What if you took pasta and ground it down into a powder/flour. Then baked bread or something else with it? #baking #pasta

Remember when NaNoWiMo was a thing and fun? It still can be as long as you do it yourself. #writing

T’is time. Thank you. Thank you who: — follow me — have read one of my books — find me humorous — find me informative — find me — find me dead in the street. Seriously. Thank you. You are the hardcore.

Never get your hopes up above your sneaker tops.

I’m seeing a ton of AI slop on Audible. Time to quit. #audible #failure

What are the worst fake YouTube thumbnail expressions? There should be a rating/award/penalty. #youtube #failure

Happy National Lemon Bar Day I’ve never been to one. What are they like?

Back in my day, I was responsible for my own typos. Now, I have autocorrect and AI to blame. Even clumsiness and stupidity are being taken away from humans. #ai #autocorrect

New Apple HomeView .~ #apple #homeview

“How many lives have you spoiled the way you spoil the plot of the movies you watch?” #writing

Good morning, all. If you don’t like what you’re doing, why are you doing it? Stop hitting yourself. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I cracked open a bottle of my pumpkin spice ale. Tasty batch for spooky season. #beer #pumpkin #halloween

I want the Apple Duo to test and use my writing app on, but I’ll probably wait to see how people like the device. It’s a first-gen thing, after all. #apple #duo #writing #auteureist

happy national lowercase day

Good morning. Don’t stop. Time for the ceremonial coffee

I hate autocorrect sense. “Dinner”. Not “donner” #autocorrect #failure

Early donner or late lunch #food

Apple’s HomeView looks like a POS terminal #apple #himeview

Overheard: “Bring me two of your cheapesr tequila shots.” I don’t make this stuff up #character