“You’re like this loaf of bread. You’re old, hard, and stale.”

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“The world needs more you. Just bring dessert.”

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“Rise up! Multiply! Overcome all who stand in your way!”

— “The Yeasterly”

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“His bellicosity was bigger than his belly. That was fine with him since he and his belly hung out.”

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“His hair was so slicked-back that it matched his greasy personality. A loud tie and oversized cufflinks completed his ensemble. It was then that I realized I was dealing with a lawyer.”

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“He was a shadow of his former self, but only when the sun out. Otherwise, he roamed the night in his full glory and power.”

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“Words spewed from his mouth the way fireworks blaze in the sky, or a fountain spews water into the air, or a toddler spews food all over the floor.”

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“The Grand Vizier whispers to the king, ‘Don’t listen to the kid. Your clothes are gorgeous.'”

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“It’s time to stretch. May I suggest the rack?”

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“We ate all our young. That’s why population growth is down.”

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