“His hair was so slicked-back that it matched his greasy personality. A loud tie and oversized cufflinks completed his ensemble. It was then that I realized I was dealing with a lawyer.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a shadow of his former self, but only when the sun out. Otherwise, he roamed the night in his full glory and power.” #writing #throwawayline

“Words spewed from his mouth the way fireworks blaze in the sky, or a fountain spews water into the air, or a toddler spews food all over the floor.” #writing #throwawayline

“The Grand Vizier whispers to the king, ‘Don’t listen to the kid. Your clothes are gorgeous.'” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s time to stretch. May I suggest the rack?” #writing #throwawayline

“We ate all our young. That’s why population growth is down.” #writing #throwawayline

“A sinister fog hung over the city blanketing it like a smothering hug.” #writing #throwawayline

“Keep plugging away. Just make sure you put the square plugs into the square holes and the round plugs into the round holes.” #writing #throwawayline

“If god wanted humans to fly, he would have given everyone a parachute. So, either he doesn’t want people to fly, or there is no god.” #writing #throwawayline

“Lamentation of the Lambs” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people say ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead., others ‘I’ll sleep until I’m dead.’” #writing #throwawayline

“Find something to smile about each and every day. Otherwise, you will fall into the endless abyss of dark despair full of nightmares and maggots wanting your soul.” #throwawayline

“His life was a charcuterie board with stinky cheese and nothing else.” #writing #throwawayline

“A numeric float makes for a poor dessert.” #writing #throwawayline

“Birds are just the fish of the air.” #writing #throwawayline

“I don’t know what I’d do without you.” “Go on with your life.” “But I didn’t have one before I met you.” “Well, there you go.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sneeze into your food and no one will try to steal it.” #writing #throwawayline

“He shoved the broom handle at the creature’s heart. The wood hit a rib and slipped off, as the fiend hissed and screeched in pain. His attempt to kill the thing was a fatal mistake.” #writing #throwawayline

“Gods come and go. That tells you they are all false. That’s why I pray to the rock.” “He was a better actor than wrestler.” #throwawayline

“He was raised by an armory of aardvarks. He grew up to be a top notch investigator, sniffing out crimes and corruption.” #writing #throwawayline

“No, I’m not hard of herring.” #throwawayline

“It’s called dozing when you sleep because you sound like a bulldozer.” #writing #throwawayline

“Do you tap or hold your widget?” #throwawayline #ios

“Life is full of f(x).” #writing #throwawayline

“Old people own old things. Old people like to be reminded of old times. They don’t like new-fangled ideas or kids on their lawn.” #writing #throwawayline