“I don’t know what I’d do without you.”
“Go on with your life.”
“But I didn’t have one before I met you.”
“Well, there you go.”
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“Sneeze into your food and no one will try to steal it.”
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“He shoved the broom handle at the creature’s heart. The wood hit a rib and slipped off, as the fiend hissed and screeched in pain. His attempt to kill the thing was a fatal mistake.”
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“Gods come and go. That tells you they are all false. That’s why I pray to the rock.”
“He was a better actor than wrestler.”
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“He was raised by an armory of aardvarks. He grew up to be a top notch investigator, sniffing out crimes and corruption.”
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“No, I’m not hard of herring.”
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“It’s called dozing when you sleep because you sound like a bulldozer.”
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“Do you tap or hold your widget?”
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“Life is full of f(x).”
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“Old people own old things. Old people like to be reminded of old times. They don’t like new-fangled ideas or kids on their lawn.”
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