“Journaling is useful for your kids to remind you of your life when your memory is gone.” .~ #writing #journaling #throwawayline

“Her eyes lit up like stars. Her smile was a Christmas tree that had been too close to the fireplace.” #writing #throwawayline

“A dagger in the heart is worth two in the stomach.” #writing #throwawayline

“He ran everywhere. His middle name was ‘Diarrhea’. “ #writing #throwawayline

“One nice thing about dying is you dont have to put up with people.” #writing #throwawayline

“You’re only as funny as you look.” #writing #throwawayline

“He only ate people who ate vegetables. He was a vegetarianian.” #writing #throwawayline

“I am Loquacious of Borg. I speak for the Collective-a lot.” #throwawayline

“May your nostrils always rest below your eyes.” #writing #throwawayline

“He smelled like an old sock that was still being worn by someone who hadn’t washed since playing sports in high school.” #writing #throwawayline