“I got some wrapping paper, but it was defective. It was silent and didn’t spit words.” #throwawayline

“I thought I saw an elephant once. But actually, I saw it twice.” #writing #throwawayline

“The dead don’t dance because they have no ears with which to hear the music.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’m going Dutch. I’m going to build a windmill and plant tulips around it.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes you have to wake up to smell the coffee.” #writing #throwawayline

“What’s your perspective on life?” “Forced.” If you get it you get it. #writing #throwawayline

“Can you turn the computer to the gooey?” #writing #throwawayline

“I curse you and your heirs to walk the Earth in search of cookies after death.” #writing #throwawayline

“Stupidity AI: Dominating the world of tomorrow, today.” #throwawayline

Bat 1 to bat 2: “What are you doing? Bat 2: “Just hanging around.” #humor #throwawayline

“There haven’t been signs of life on Earth in years.” #writing #throwawayline

“How do you want your steak cooked?” “Medium-sick.” #writing #throwawayline

“When you are with someone, pretend they are a real person and treat them as such.” #throwawayline

“The Lord of the Rings, The Ringmaster.” #writing #throwawayline

“There’s a hidden day between Tuesday and Wednesday known as Thrusday, but I always sleep right through it.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’d sell your soul, but no one would buy it.” #writing #throwawayline

“Journaling is useful for your kids to remind you of your life when your memory is gone.” .~ #writing #journaling #throwawayline

“Her eyes lit up like stars. Her smile was a Christmas tree that had been too close to the fireplace.” #writing #throwawayline

“A dagger in the heart is worth two in the stomach.” #writing #throwawayline

“He ran everywhere. His middle name was ‘Diarrhea’. “ #writing #throwawayline

“One nice thing about dying is you dont have to put up with people.” #writing #throwawayline

“You’re only as funny as you look.” #writing #throwawayline

“He only ate people who ate vegetables. He was a vegetarianian.” #writing #throwawayline

“I am Loquacious of Borg. I speak for the Collective-a lot.” #throwawayline

“May your nostrils always rest below your eyes.” #writing #throwawayline