“Can I have a ginger ale, please?”

“We only have mary ann ale.”

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“Laughter isn’t medicine, If it were, we’d all be taking it.”

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“He was a great actor, which is why they always hired him to play dead bodies.”

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“Back in my day, everyone got a fairy godmother. Now? All we get is pizza delivery.”

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“She stared into my eyes. Her’s were limpid pools of something that resembled lime jello. I wondered how they’d taste.”

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“His voice dripped disgust as his saliva poured onto his sandwich as he worked to insult me.”

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“What’s the weirdest joke you’ve ever encountered?”

“You.”

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“Snark is a munition that should be regulated.”

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“Life has many colors. Too bad people refuse to acknowledge all but one.”

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“The sound on the TV is messed up.”

“So is my life.”

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