“Her legs were inverted cones. His face was a sphere. They had nothing in common apart from their volumes being equal.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Humans claim love and human kindness are the answer. No one asks what the question is. Love may conquer all, but power and hate trumps love nine times out of ten.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Run like the wind, or like your nose in the wind.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Squirrels aren’t big on nuts. After all, they stay away from you.”

#writing #throwawayline

“I have what it takes. Luckily, it never takes anything.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! If you have any live ones, they’re two-for-one today.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Some people hate people because they think it’s the cool thing to do.”

#writing #throwawayline #life

“You fed the cat?”

“No. That was autocorrect. I refueled the car.”

#writing #throwawayline

“A box of luck costs you more than what you should pay for it.”

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“Two miles down the road. That’s where they live. That’s why you could never visit. They were always two miles down the road, no matter how fast you drove.”

#writing #throwawayline