“Vampires are bloodthirsty.”

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“Boycotts seem so sexist.”

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“In the pantheon of the gods, he was the lowest rung. Too bad he broke it the moment he stepped on it.”

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“Hi. My name is Mas Carpone. I’d like you to meet my brother Al. And his little friend”

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“Welcome the rain. It shall wash away your sins along with your pet aardvark.”

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“Just as suddenly as it had appeared the adverb was erased.”

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“You don’t need a fortune to be fortunate.”

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“What’s wrong? Speak your mind.” He enunciated, “Your mind.”

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“Problems will always solve themselves if you stop considering them as problematic.”

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“When in doubt, hit them with a bigger stick and call it a sport.”

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