“Lamentation of the Lambs” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people say ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead., others ‘I’ll sleep until I’m dead.’” #writing #throwawayline

“Find something to smile about each and every day. Otherwise, you will fall into the endless abyss of dark despair full of nightmares and maggots wanting your soul.” #throwawayline

“His life was a charcuterie board with stinky cheese and nothing else.” #writing #throwawayline

“A numeric float makes for a poor dessert.” #writing #throwawayline

“Birds are just the fish of the air.” #writing #throwawayline

“I don’t know what I’d do without you.” “Go on with your life.” “But I didn’t have one before I met you.” “Well, there you go.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sneeze into your food and no one will try to steal it.” #writing #throwawayline

“He shoved the broom handle at the creature’s heart. The wood hit a rib and slipped off, as the fiend hissed and screeched in pain. His attempt to kill the thing was a fatal mistake.” #writing #throwawayline

“Gods come and go. That tells you they are all false. That’s why I pray to the rock.” “He was a better actor than wrestler.” #throwawayline

“He was raised by an armory of aardvarks. He grew up to be a top notch investigator, sniffing out crimes and corruption.” #writing #throwawayline

“No, I’m not hard of herring.” #throwawayline

“It’s called dozing when you sleep because you sound like a bulldozer.” #writing #throwawayline

“Do you tap or hold your widget?” #throwawayline #ios

“Life is full of f(x).” #writing #throwawayline

“Old people own old things. Old people like to be reminded of old times. They don’t like new-fangled ideas or kids on their lawn.” #writing #throwawayline

“Can I have a ginger ale, please?” “We only have mary ann ale.” #writing #throwawayline

“Laughter isn’t medicine, If it were, we’d all be taking it.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a great actor, which is why they always hired him to play dead bodies.” #writing #throwawayline

“Back in my day, everyone got a fairy godmother. Now? All we get is pizza delivery.” #writing #throwawayline

“She stared into my eyes. Her’s were limpid pools of something that resembled lime jello. I wondered how they’d taste.” #writing #throwawayline

“His voice dripped disgust as his saliva poured onto his sandwich as he worked to insult me.” #writing #throwawayline

“What’s the weirdest joke you’ve ever encountered?” “You.” #writing #throwawayline

“Snark is a munition that should be regulated.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life has many colors. Too bad people refuse to acknowledge all but one.” #writing #throwawayline