“It’s your funeral.” “I don’t think I’m dressed for the occasion.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sunshine is great until you get cancer. Darkness is where the monsters roam.” #writing #throwawayline

“Kick me and I’ll turn the other cheek.” #writing #throwawayline

Spoiler alert! Your refrigerator is open. #throwawayline

“How many last names should a sane person have?” #writing #throwawayline

“The dead pool at the bottom eventually.” #writing #throwawayline

“I find humans are always lost.” #writing #throwawayline

“Colostomy bag for the other things.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wore pants so no one would notice the diaper.” #writing #throwawayline

“The sharpness of her love spewed around her, killing everyone in range.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never look a gift frog in the mouth. It might flick its toungue at you.” #writing #throwawayline

“I hate when that happens.” “Then why do you keep causing it to?” #writing #throwawayline

“The waste management truck came by yesterday and picked up my brother. He was beginning to smell.” #writing #throwawayline

“A breeze is just god farting.” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s not summer until someone dies.” #writing #throwawayline

“She made him a man. It was the least he could be.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes you have to fight your feral relatives.” #writing #throwawayline

“He faced Death, who dropped his hood revealing his own face. ‘That’s trite,’ he said. ‘I am who you could have been, had you not been so lazy and an idiot.’” #writing #throwawayline

“He let her interview his replacement.” #writing #throwawayline

The End Times comes before The New Times. #throwawayline

“Do you know who you look like?” “No.” “Neither do I.” #writing #throwawayline

“Get your thighs off my couch.” #writing #throwawayline

“Silence of the Prams” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a stylized human the way an ancient Roman statue was a stylized pig.” #writing #throwawayline

“Change is the Thanos of life.” #writing #throwawayline #mcu