“Can I borrow some money? I’m a little short.” “That sounds like a personal problem.” #writing #throwawayline

“Isn’t a spammer someone who uses a wrench?” #throwawayline

“Did you know that dogs froze to death before humans put little sweaters on them?” .~ #writing #throwawayline

“I’m going full-bore next year.” “I didn’t think you could be more boring.” #writing #throwawayline

“I have a unique perspective in life. It’s skewed forty-five and a half degrees.” #writing #throwawayline

“The Exercisist” - Terror in the gym. #writing #prompt #throwawayline

“She sealed it with a kiss—a kiss of death from a seal.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was wicked stupid. He thought everything in the movie was real.” #wicked #throwawayline

“One of my oldest friends just told me they’re getting married.” “How old are they?” #writing #throwawayline

“His ego is so big it can’t fit in this book.” #writing #throwawayline

“The irony was, he didn’t own one.” #writing #throwawayline

“He polished his chimney with care, in hopes Saint Nicholas would be there. Then he lined it with UV glue.” #writing #throwawayline

“He shot hoops because he knew they never shot back.” #writing #throwawayline

“Mary had a little lamb. With a little beef With the way it was cooked. She thought she’d been rooked. For, it wasn’t lamb, But goat, So, on the website, She did downvote.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people chewed gum as if it were a cud. He, however, just chewed his cud.” #writing #throwawayline #character

“That’s the last thing I want to do.” “What?” “Die.” “Well, I’m sure you’ll get your wish.” #writing #throwawayline

“I got some wrapping paper, but it was defective. It was silent and didn’t spit words.” #throwawayline

“I thought I saw an elephant once. But actually, I saw it twice.” #writing #throwawayline

“The dead don’t dance because they have no ears with which to hear the music.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’m going Dutch. I’m going to build a windmill and plant tulips around it.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes you have to wake up to smell the coffee.” #writing #throwawayline

“What’s your perspective on life?” “Forced.” If you get it you get it. #writing #throwawayline

“Can you turn the computer to the gooey?” #writing #throwawayline

“I curse you and your heirs to walk the Earth in search of cookies after death.” #writing #throwawayline

“Stupidity AI: Dominating the world of tomorrow, today.” #throwawayline