“Don’t lie. Lay.” #writing #throwawayline

“His mind was as sharp as dull knife and just as useful.” #writing #throwawayline

“Wait staff: Do you want to start a tab?” “No. I’d like a Coke.” If you get it, you’re old #writing #throwawayline

“He traveled all day just to encounter the knight.” #writing #throwawayline

“He breathed in the dust from the dry rocks around him. It brought back memories of Janice’s kisses.” #writing #throwawayline

“He had a birthday every year, wishing he were dead.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a vampire. He was the President. Everyone hated him.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes, I have to snark into a tissue.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a struggling actor. That always happened when I bound and gagged one over a pool of acid.” #writing #throwawayline

“The more you shuffle your feet, the less stable the deck.” #writing #throwawayline

“There was blood where there shouldn’t have been and wasn’t before. That was the first sign that he was in trouble.” #writing #throwawayline

“Many called him amazing. He was a maze master, but he always got lost in a labyrinth.” #writing #throwawayline

“:He was born in the gutter and always felt flat. Bowling balls rolling over you did that to a person.” #writing #throwawayline

“He’s the face of the government. Just look at him.” #writing #throwawayline

“He thought out of th box and thought he was crackerjack.” #writing #throwawayline

“Laughter is contagious. That’s why clowns wear masks.” #writing #throwawayline

“The thing that makes books high-class is they are sold by the word rather than by the pound.” #writing #throwawayline

“Growling, ‘You ain’t gonna live,’ he pulled out his Roscoe, which was an ugly and mean-looking little man.” #writing #throwawayline

“He carried a ladder everywhere he went. People always told him he should climb it” #writing #throwawayline

“The rain pitter-pattered on his head, which did little if anything to alleviate his headache, but at least he could dance and rap to its beat.” #writing #throwawayline

“I speak for the squirrels.” “You’re nuts.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life has a way of making you feel dead while you’re still alive.” #writing #throwawayline

“When you scream and those around you think you’re singing. That’s the time to get an agent.” #eriting #throwawayline

“When you have a life, you don’t need a wife.” #writing #throwawayline

“Money is a min-max calculation. More money-less life.” #writing #throwawayline