“Ever since I died, I’ve been happier than I have ever been.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was the grumpy old man who couldn’t yell at the kids because he lived in an apartment and had no lawn.” #writing #throwawayline

“If someone asks you a yes/no question, be the Oracle. Say something vague and let them make up their own answer. That will get you through most of life.” #writing #throwawayline #gamedev

“You should really write down the core rules to your life.” #writing #throwawayline

“Drunks of the earth have their own harmony.” #writing #throwawayline

“Ketchup, Catsup, Catch-up. Horseradish always wins the race.” #throwawayline

“Your life is out for delivery.” “You life has been mis-routed. Please contact your supplier to file a claim.” #writing #throwawayline

“What’s the worst thing that can happen?” “I could be killed.” “We all die. Would you rather die being yourself or live a lie?” “I’d rather live a lie.” “Join the rest of humanity.” #writing #throwawayline

“Even his closest friends stayed away.” #writing #throwawayline

“Where’s Waldo?” “His body is in the freezer in the garage.” #writing #throwawayline

“Spock: Captain. He died by having a knife 3D printed inside him over a matter of several months using the transporter.” #writing #throwawayline

“‘There are things you weren’t meant to have: an opinion, belief, money, power, and anything else I don’t want you to have.’ — Dick Jesi III, Golden God Emperor” #writing #throwawayline

“He was the Terry Thomas of the modern age with Terry Thomas’ teeth but he wasn’t as humorous.” #writing #character #throwawayline

“Be grateful for your friends and frenemies. It’s the other ones you have to worry about.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was like the wall of an old abandoned building, plastered and painted.” #writing #throwawayline

“The light shimmered as if filtered through a gauze bandage. In fact, it was a giant solar sail powering a ship that would cause much bleeding to the planet’s inhabitants.” #writing #throwawayline

“When was the last time you married someone you loved? Lust has no place in marriage.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life is like a box of chocolates. Crusty-white and old.” #writing #throwawayline

“Legalized abuse is still abuse.” #writing #throwawayline

“His life was steeped in mystery and the tea trade.” #writing #throwawayline

“‘No one is perfect. So sayeth the Lord, thus convicting himself.’ — Jan, the Lost Apostle.” #writing #throwawayline

“Death is too easy for you. You have to stay alive and suffer through everyone else’s stupidity.” #writing #throwawayline

“If your life in a jar. Best used before tomorrow.” #writing #throwawayline

“Social media is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the user’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.” #writing #throwawayline #socialmedia

“They conquered the dragons and forced them to bake pizza.” #writing #throwawayline