“He thought out of th box and thought he was crackerjack.” #writing #throwawayline

“Laughter is contagious. That’s why clowns wear masks.” #writing #throwawayline

“The thing that makes books high-class is they are sold by the word rather than by the pound.” #writing #throwawayline

“Growling, ‘You ain’t gonna live,’ he pulled out his Roscoe, which was an ugly and mean-looking little man.” #writing #throwawayline

“He carried a ladder everywhere he went. People always told him he should climb it” #writing #throwawayline

“The rain pitter-pattered on his head, which did little if anything to alleviate his headache, but at least he could dance and rap to its beat.” #writing #throwawayline

“I speak for the squirrels.” “You’re nuts.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life has a way of making you feel dead while you’re still alive.” #writing #throwawayline

“When you scream and those around you think you’re singing. That’s the time to get an agent.” #eriting #throwawayline

“When you have a life, you don’t need a wife.” #writing #throwawayline

“Money is a min-max calculation. More money-less life.” #writing #throwawayline

“People talk about Hadrian’s Wall, but did you know there was a hall through it?” #writing #throwawayline

“Bck in my day, we had TVs. We didn’t have monitors that watched us. The TVs were fatter than our girlfriends and wives. Now…?” #writing #throwawayline

“He had a sticky Wicket. Blood does that.” #writing #throwawayline #starwars

“Slow and steady doesn’t win the race. Molasses never did.” #writing #throwawayline

“Think before you pester me again about killing you. I might just do it.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some days, it doesn’t pay to stay in bed—mostly work days.” #writing #throwawayline

“Be an inspiration, not an expiration.” #writing #throwawayline

“I don’t need to be a genius to be smart. I just need to be smarter than you.” #writing #throwawayline

“The reality of realty is as real as money.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was seduced by her words and fell prey to her wiles, not realizing she had neither.” #writing #throwawayline

“Keep a stiff upper lip, is for those who enjoy being hit.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never sleep at the Wheel of Time.” #writing #throwawayline

“Have you noticed, Watson, that grave robbers never take the grave?” #writing #throwawayline

“He breathed the same air we did, but did so in a way that made others jealous.” #writing #throwawayline