“Never pluck a live chicken if you want peace and quiet.” #writing #throwawayline

“If home is where the heart is, where do you keep your liver?” #writing #throwawayline

“He was the inventor of stuffed-crust pizza. His was stuffed with the slain bodies of his enemies, and questionable friends.” #writing #throwawayline

“Love someone the way your dog loves you.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was known for growing mushrooms––usually where they don’t normally grow.” #writing #throwawayline

“He worked in a cellar—the dank and gloomy type, not the one full of alcoholic beverages type, which would have been more fun.” #writing #throwawayline

“He spent his life focusing on creating pixel art with a single pixel.” #writing #throwawayline

“The First Book of Ramen, Egyptian God of Salt and Other Unhealthy Things” Book title: feel free to use it #writing #throwawayline

“Are you afraid of the park… ?” #writing #throwawayline

“He was tired, so he decided to get a lifeectomy.” #writing #throwawayline

“Politics is for the unemployable. Money helps.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes, lad, the best secrets are hidden in the dark—and kept there.” #writing #throwawayline

“Boy, just because someone shines, it don’t mean they bring the light.” #writing #throwawayline

“You don’t need to laugh to look funny.” #wriring #throwawayline

“He was caught in Omaha’s tourist trap and could never leave.” #writing #throwawayline

“The last thing you need is death.” #writing #throwawayline

“The sky is blue because it’s sad we continue to mess up.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was married to his job. He wanted a divorce.” #wriing #throwawayline

“Don’t live your lie. Live your life.” #writing #throwawayline

“Being famous is hard work. That’s why I’m lazy.” #writing #throwawayline

“Time runs out of the door screaming.”#writing #throwawayline

“Ramon. That is my name. My parents thought it sounded sexy, but I wanted to be a tax accountant.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was relieved to see her leave without anger or violence, for now The future was unknown, for now.” #writing #throwawayline .

“Other people’s sweat is not better than yours.” #throwawayline

“He ripped her eyes out because they were easier to find than her heart.” #writing #throwawayline