“Our enemies will die a slow and pleasant death.”

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“His life was so weird that he spelled it with an ‘ie’.”

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“I’ve been dead for only fifteen years, and I’m already bored.”

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“He had heart issues. He was cruel.”

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“The more he ate, the more he hated.”

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“The moon hung low. Just like the plumber’s who came to fix her pipes.”

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“Parent’s are never optional. Well, they are if you believe in spontaneous spawnation.”

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“Jean and tonic.”

“Huh?”

“Want jeans and tonic.”

“You’re not from around here, are you?”

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“It’s difficult to play a hammered dulcimer. It keeps staggering from all the alcohol.”

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“Vampires are bloodthirsty.”

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