“He breathed the same air we did, but did so in a way that made others jealous.”
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“He breathed the same air we did, but did so in a way that made others jealous.”
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“Never pluck a live chicken if you want peace and quiet.”
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“If home is where the heart is, where do you keep your liver?”
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“He was the inventor of stuffed-crust pizza. His was stuffed with the slain bodies of his enemies, and questionable friends.”
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“Love someone the way your dog loves you.”
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“He was known for growing mushrooms––usually where they don’t normally grow.”
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“He worked in a cellar—the dank and gloomy type, not the one full of alcoholic beverages type, which would have been more fun.”
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“He spent his life focusing on creating pixel art with a single pixel.”
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“The First Book of Ramen, Egyptian God of Salt and Other Unhealthy Things”
Book title: feel free to use it
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“Are you afraid of the park… ?”
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