“Money is a min-max calculation. More money-less life.” #writing #throwawayline

“People talk about Hadrian’s Wall, but did you know there was a hall through it?” #writing #throwawayline

“Bck in my day, we had TVs. We didn’t have monitors that watched us. The TVs were fatter than our girlfriends and wives. Now…?” #writing #throwawayline

“He had a sticky Wicket. Blood does that.” #writing #throwawayline #starwars

“Slow and steady doesn’t win the race. Molasses never did.” #writing #throwawayline

“Think before you pester me again about killing you. I might just do it.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some days, it doesn’t pay to stay in bed—mostly work days.” #writing #throwawayline

“Be an inspiration, not an expiration.” #writing #throwawayline

“I don’t need to be a genius to be smart. I just need to be smarter than you.” #writing #throwawayline

“The reality of realty is as real as money.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was seduced by her words and fell prey to her wiles, not realizing she had neither.” #writing #throwawayline

“Keep a stiff upper lip, is for those who enjoy being hit.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never sleep at the Wheel of Time.” #writing #throwawayline

“Have you noticed, Watson, that grave robbers never take the grave?” #writing #throwawayline

“He breathed the same air we did, but did so in a way that made others jealous.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never pluck a live chicken if you want peace and quiet.” #writing #throwawayline

“If home is where the heart is, where do you keep your liver?” #writing #throwawayline

“He was the inventor of stuffed-crust pizza. His was stuffed with the slain bodies of his enemies, and questionable friends.” #writing #throwawayline

“Love someone the way your dog loves you.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was known for growing mushrooms––usually where they don’t normally grow.” #writing #throwawayline

“He worked in a cellar—the dank and gloomy type, not the one full of alcoholic beverages type, which would have been more fun.” #writing #throwawayline

“He spent his life focusing on creating pixel art with a single pixel.” #writing #throwawayline

“The First Book of Ramen, Egyptian God of Salt and Other Unhealthy Things” Book title: feel free to use it #writing #throwawayline

“Are you afraid of the park… ?” #writing #throwawayline

“He was tired, so he decided to get a lifeectomy.” #writing #throwawayline