“He was tired, so he decided to get a lifeectomy.”
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“He was tired, so he decided to get a lifeectomy.”
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“Politics is for the unemployable. Money helps.”
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“Sometimes, lad, the best secrets are hidden in the dark—and kept there.”
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“Boy, just because someone shines, it don’t mean they bring the light.”
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“You don’t need to laugh to look funny.”
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“He was caught in Omaha’s tourist trap and could never leave.”
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“The last thing you need is death.”
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“The sky is blue because it’s sad we continue to mess up.”
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“He was married to his job. He wanted a divorce.”
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“Don’t live your lie. Live your life.”
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