“Death is a life-changing event.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wore his diamond ring with the diamond on the underside of his hand. He would etch whatever glass he drank from at the bars and restaurants, leaving the wait staff baffled when the top of the glass broke off.” #writing #throwawayline #character

“He was the master of failure. He’d explored all the avenues and gotten lost.” #writing #throwawayline

“The glucose is high in that one. He shall never be a Jedi.” #writing #throwawayline

“Don’t lie. Lay.” #writing #throwawayline

“His mind was as sharp as dull knife and just as useful.” #writing #throwawayline

“Wait staff: Do you want to start a tab?” “No. I’d like a Coke.” If you get it, you’re old #writing #throwawayline

“He traveled all day just to encounter the knight.” #writing #throwawayline

“He breathed in the dust from the dry rocks around him. It brought back memories of Janice’s kisses.” #writing #throwawayline

“He had a birthday every year, wishing he were dead.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a vampire. He was the President. Everyone hated him.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes, I have to snark into a tissue.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a struggling actor. That always happened when I bound and gagged one over a pool of acid.” #writing #throwawayline

“The more you shuffle your feet, the less stable the deck.” #writing #throwawayline

“There was blood where there shouldn’t have been and wasn’t before. That was the first sign that he was in trouble.” #writing #throwawayline

“Many called him amazing. He was a maze master, but he always got lost in a labyrinth.” #writing #throwawayline

“:He was born in the gutter and always felt flat. Bowling balls rolling over you did that to a person.” #writing #throwawayline

“He’s the face of the government. Just look at him.” #writing #throwawayline

“He thought out of th box and thought he was crackerjack.” #writing #throwawayline

“Laughter is contagious. That’s why clowns wear masks.” #writing #throwawayline

“The thing that makes books high-class is they are sold by the word rather than by the pound.” #writing #throwawayline

“Growling, ‘You ain’t gonna live,’ he pulled out his Roscoe, which was an ugly and mean-looking little man.” #writing #throwawayline

“He carried a ladder everywhere he went. People always told him he should climb it” #writing #throwawayline

“The rain pitter-pattered on his head, which did little if anything to alleviate his headache, but at least he could dance and rap to its beat.” #writing #throwawayline

“I speak for the squirrels.” “You’re nuts.” #writing #throwawayline