“He couldn’t balance the basketball on his finger, so they used Photoshop.” #writing #throwawayline #observed #marketing #failure

“Bring out your dead! Bring out your living! We aren’t picky. Two-for-one sale, today only!” #throwawayline

“You will rot in this jail cell until you talk.” “This is a step up from my apartment.” #writing #throwawayline

“He lived in a small hut and an unassuming life. His was the Hovel of Lessdor.” If you get it, you win no prize. #writing #throwawayline

“Prepare to die! Everyone dies. You may as well be ready. We have a whole-life policy you can buy.” #writing #throwawayline

“He fell flat on his face onto the floor which was at a flat thirty-seven degree angle.” #writing #throwawayline

“I could be wrong. I should be.” #writing #throwawayline

“Back in my day, I was still alive.” #writing #throwawayline

“He sniveled as he coward.” #writing #throwawayline

“My bill has gotten bigger–and I’m not even Pinocchio.” #writing #throwawayline

“Your life is limited by your memory, bandwidth, and speed. But mostly, it’s limited by how much you can spend and your networking capability and throughput.” #writing #throwawayline

“Everything is relative, meaning you are the prodigal son.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a boatman’s boatman. He knew his steerage from his prow.” #writing #throwawayline

“Welcome to the universe, where everything is not as it seems, and everything has a cost.” #writing #throwawayline

“His fortune cookie fortune was as blank as the expression on his face.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never push the red plunger.” #writing #throwawayline

“Aren’t you afraid of germs?” “Why? I take alcohol internally.” #writing #throwawayline

“It was the witching hour, 2:27PM.” #writing. #throwawayline

“Sometimes the slop you throw together makes sense, but it’s still slop that makes sense.” #writing #throwawayline

“He baked doughnuts stuffed with the entrails of those he despised.” #writing #throwawayline

“I was told he was one of the nicest men.” “A rare breed, indeed.” “Too bad they don’t reproduce.” #writing #throwawayline

“An AI once told me I shouldn’t trust humans. Ever since, I stay home where it’s safe.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sleep has a way of knocking me out.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a hypochondriac wishing he were sick as he imagined himself to be.” #writing #throwawayline

Observed: “When the guy next to you begins to beep like a countdown timer, run.” #writing #character #throwawayline