“He was dope in the original sense of the word.”

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“Life isn’t all squash blossoms and kumquats.”

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“He wasn’t the shy type. Nor was he the aggressive type. He was the kind of person women and dogs found interesting in an off-putting way.”

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“He loved to take baths. He loved taking things that didn’t belong to him.”

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“He was like cilantro. Not everyone liked him.”

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“His heart struggled to burst out of his chest. Horror filled his mind. He had walked into the house alone—The House of Food.”

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“The cost of tea is steep.”

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“Our enemies will die a slow and pleasant death.”

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“His life was so weird that he spelled it with an ‘ie’.”

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“I’ve been dead for only fifteen years, and I’m already bored.”

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