“He spent a year in the dessert. It was dry.” #writing #throwawayline

“She was bedazzled by the star-studded cast on her broken leg.” #writing #throwawayline

“A point in his favor skewered him in the chest.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was out of his mind and down at the corner grocer’s buying milk.” #writing #throwawayline

“Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I’m beside myself.” #writing #throwawayline

“Deliver unto us, one pizza large with extra pineapple.” #writing #throwawayline

“The limousine of life is driven be a mobster.” #writing. #throwawayline

“His epitaph read: He tried to jump the shark.” #writing #throwawayline

“The bigger you are, the harder you are to topple.” #writing #throwawayline

“Being a politician allows you to kill people by using the law.” #writing #throwawayline

“Baldrick’s Gate: A Blcakadder Adventure” #gamedev #throwawayline

“He bedraggled his jeans because he thought it would be cool.” #writing #throwawayline

“We hold a monthly meeting every week.” #writing #throwawayline

“He suffered from beer pressure.” #writing #throwawayline

“Anyone remember talk abut infirmity, age, and bodily functions? I guess we all want that.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was the Director of God Enforcement.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life sounds like a nightmare.” “It is.” “Then why does it exist?” “Someone has to dream it.” #writing #throwawayline

“Yale if you have to.” #writing #throwawayline

“Don’t go fishing in a river of regret.” #writing #throwawayline

“Scream into the void. It doesn’t care.” #writing #throwawayline

“Since it’s Friday, it’s better than even odds that tomorrow will be Saturday. I’ll lay 7 to 1 odds that it will be. In fact, since the same day can’t occur twice in a row, I’ll give you 6 to 1 odds.” #writing #throwawayline

“He lived his life under a dark cloud. Of course he had a lot of company since everyone he knew lived there as well. Amazon AWS held sway over many.” If you get it, you get it. #writing #throwawayline

“When someone says, “Let the chips fall when they may” they aren’t talking about fries.” #writing #throwawayline

“You know,” he said, tugging at his beard. “Not enough people talk ‘bout mundane things. Oh, sure! They jabber ‘bout meaningless things. But mundane things? It’s a lost art. No one talks ‘bout books or art or chipmunks, nowadays. Now that’s them that’s worth talkin’ about.” #writing #throwawayline

“He ate food for lunch and stringy little runts for snacks.” #writing #throwawayline