“My bill has gotten bigger–and I’m not even Pinocchio.” #writing #throwawayline

“Your life is limited by your memory, bandwidth, and speed. But mostly, it’s limited by how much you can spend and your networking capability and throughput.” #writing #throwawayline

“Everything is relative, meaning you are the prodigal son.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a boatman’s boatman. He knew his steerage from his prow.” #writing #throwawayline

“Welcome to the universe, where everything is not as it seems, and everything has a cost.” #writing #throwawayline

“His fortune cookie fortune was as blank as the expression on his face.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never push the red plunger.” #writing #throwawayline

“Aren’t you afraid of germs?” “Why? I take alcohol internally.” #writing #throwawayline

“It was the witching hour, 2:27PM.” #writing. #throwawayline

“Sometimes the slop you throw together makes sense, but it’s still slop that makes sense.” #writing #throwawayline

“He baked doughnuts stuffed with the entrails of those he despised.” #writing #throwawayline

“I was told he was one of the nicest men.” “A rare breed, indeed.” “Too bad they don’t reproduce.” #writing #throwawayline

“An AI once told me I shouldn’t trust humans. Ever since, I stay home where it’s safe.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sleep has a way of knocking me out.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a hypochondriac wishing he were sick as he imagined himself to be.” #writing #throwawayline

Observed: “When the guy next to you begins to beep like a countdown timer, run.” #writing #character #throwawayline

“He spent a year in the dessert. It was dry.” #writing #throwawayline

“She was bedazzled by the star-studded cast on her broken leg.” #writing #throwawayline

“A point in his favor skewered him in the chest.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was out of his mind and down at the corner grocer’s buying milk.” #writing #throwawayline

“Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I’m beside myself.” #writing #throwawayline

“Deliver unto us, one pizza large with extra pineapple.” #writing #throwawayline

“The limousine of life is driven be a mobster.” #writing. #throwawayline

“His epitaph read: He tried to jump the shark.” #writing #throwawayline

“The bigger you are, the harder you are to topple.” #writing #throwawayline