“When you grow up, you can be just like your dad. Why?” #writing

“The problem with friendship is it sails without you.” #writing

I’m tempted to write a novel consisting mainly of tropes and i would call it “The Book of Tropes” #writing

“Businesses have a way of making the boring seem like work.” #writing

“He bedraggled his jeans because he thought it would be cool.” #writing #throwawayline

“Before you know it, you are older than you think.” #writing

“We hold a monthly meeting every week.” #writing #throwawayline

“He suffered from beer pressure.” #writing #throwawayline

“He loved life. He loved killing it.” #writing

“You’re just a spinoff character from someone else’s life.” #life #writing

“He wasn’t superhuman. She was.” #writing

“Erase your mind. No one will notice.” #writing

“When vengeance uses nuclear weapons, you have strayed way beyond sanity.” #writing #life #failure

“Anyone remember talk abut infirmity, age, and bodily functions? I guess we all want that.” #writing #throwawayline

So do people still write humorous novels? Or have they all become dark and gritty and full of angst and self-loathing like life? .~ #writing

“Funny you should say that. Not funny ha-ha, but funny strange.” #writing

“He was the Director of God Enforcement.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life is a game of chess where others think checkers is enough.” #writing

“Life sounds like a nightmare.” “It is.” “Then why does it exist?” “Someone has to dream it.” #writing #throwawayline

“To Wield Power: Coins of Destiny 2” editing done. It’s off to the real editor next week. I’ll take the week off to recover. #writing #editing #publishing

“He was frail of mind and body. He was obese and smelled. He believed money bought retribution. He didn’t want friends. Friends always wanted what he had. He was wrong.” #writing

“They are cutting waste. You have been cut.” #writing

“Here lies the body of your work. Too bad you need an election microscope to see it.” #writing

“Sometimes, the trail you lead leads nowhere.” #writing

“He can always drop a bomb on us if we disagree. Mad, petty, and vengeful people do that you know. They confuse acceptance with obliteration.” #writing