“His life was like a letter in the dead letter bin of the post office.” #writing #throwawayline

“Protecting yourself against the world is a futile endeavor, yet many try ignoring the assassin behind them.” #writing

“Life is simple. You either worry or you panic.” #writing

“He couldn’t balance the basketball on his finger, so they used Photoshop.” #writing #throwawayline #observed #marketing #failure

“He jumped for joy. He also lay down to take a rest soon after.” #writing #character

“You will rot in this jail cell until you talk.” “This is a step up from my apartment.” #writing #throwawayline

“He lived in a small hut and an unassuming life. His was the Hovel of Lessdor.” If you get it, you win no prize. #writing #throwawayline

“Prepare to die! Everyone dies. You may as well be ready. We have a whole-life policy you can buy.” #writing #throwawayline

“The ship sailed west. It hit land. Too bad the ocean lay east.” #writing

“We are all monkeys banging away at our keyboards or scratching with sticks in hopes we create something worthy of another monkey.” #writing

“He fell flat on his face onto the floor which was at a flat thirty-seven degree angle.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’m leaving. Don’t bother pretending you care or saying goodbye. I’ve been through it before. You are the type of slime who acts like they care until the bill comes due.” #writing

“He still had no idea what was happening, but found himself the center of the conflict. Too bad he was an expendable character.” #writing

“His skin was like cracked vellum. Too bad most don’t know what vellum is and have to look it up.” #writing

“I could be wrong. I should be.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people can be lucky at chess, the same way some can be lucky at Las Vegas. It may happen, but don’t put any money down.” #writing

“He was a whirlpool of lies and ego, spreading destruction and havoc wherever he roamed.” #writing

“Back in my day, I was still alive.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes, the best thing you can do is wait and see. Of course, what you see may end up being a lot worse than what it would have been had you acted instead of waiting.” #writing

“He sniveled as he coward.” #writing #throwawayline

Writers should write. That’s why they have editors and publishers. #writing

“You can’t vote with your wallet if it’s empty.” #writing

“We are run by someone who wants you at their disadvantage in order to gain advantage.” #writing

“My bill has gotten bigger–and I’m not even Pinocchio.” #writing #throwawayline

“Your life is limited by your memory, bandwidth, and speed. But mostly, it’s limited by how much you can spend and your networking capability and throughput.” #writing #throwawayline