“What some people call broad strokes, others think of as the details.” #writing

“Nothing you see, hear, or otherwise experience is genuine. The more firmly you believe that it is, speaks to your level of insecurity.” #life #writing

“Some people see each day as an uninvited visitor like that great-aunt that shows up unannounced, and starts to complain about her bursitis and feels obligated to pinch your cheeks at every inconvenient moment.” #writing

“You don’t climb the mountain to see how far you’ve come. You climb it to see how alone you are.” #writing

“She stared into my eyes. Her’s were limpid pools of something that resembled lime jello. I wondered how they’d taste.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never underestimate your ability to fail.” #writing

“His voice dripped disgust as his saliva poured onto his sandwich as he worked to insult me.” #writing #throwawayline

“What’s the weirdest joke you’ve ever encountered?” “You.” #writing #throwawayline

“Snark is a munition that should be regulated.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life has many colors. Too bad people refuse to acknowledge all but one.” #writing #throwawayline

“The sound on the TV is messed up.” “So is my life.” #writing #throwawayline

Back in my day books were written by hand. We didn’t sell very many back then. #books #writing

“Her legs were inverted cones. His face was a sphere. They had nothing in common apart from their volumes being equal.” #writing #throwawayline

“Humans claim love and human kindness are the answer. No one asks what the question is. Love may conquer all, but power and hate trumps love nine times out of ten.” #writing #throwawayline

“The things I wish I could do outnumber those that I can. But the things I can do, I do exceedingly well.” #writing

“Find friends who are lost.” #lifie #success #writing

“Run like the wind, or like your nose in the wind.” #writing #throwawayline

What if everytime you woke up, you woke up in a different universe, with a different body, and all new memories and plans? How would that be different from today? #writing #prompt

“Many don’t deem influence as being power, because they see power as overt and devastating.” #writing

“Squirrels aren’t big on nuts. After all, they stay away from you.” #writing #throwawayline

“I have what it takes. Luckily, it never takes anything.” #writing #throwawayline

“The best way to attract someone’s attention is to spend more money than what everyone would spend. He did that. Unfortunately, he attracted the wrong type of attention.” #writing #character

“Contrivance” is an underused word, nowadays. We should bring it back into fashion. #writing

“Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! If you have any live ones, they’re two-for-one today.” #writing #throwawayline

“I never take life seriously. The outcome is inevitable. Why fight it? I want to meet Death with a smile on my face and joy in my heart.” #writing