“A long time ago, was really just last week.” #writing

It is time for me to work on my short story on account of it needing to be done and my imagination frothing like a cold beer. #writing

“No one expects a masterpiece except the master.” #writing

“It was the witching hour, 2:27PM.” #writing. #throwawayline

“Life is a joke you play on yourself.” #writing

Cool! Sold a copy to someone who saw the book next to me. Having one of my books when I go somewhere usually starts conversations and sells. #writing

Lunch work area today. #writing

“We live in an absurdist society.” #writing

“When life hands you lemons ask, ‘What’s the catch?’” #writing

“Sometimes the slop you throw together makes sense, but it’s still slop that makes sense.” #writing #throwawayline

“He baked doughnuts stuffed with the entrails of those he despised.” #writing #throwawayline

“I was told he was one of the nicest men.” “A rare breed, indeed.” “Too bad they don’t reproduce.” #writing #throwawayline

“An AI once told me I shouldn’t trust humans. Ever since, I stay home where it’s safe.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sleep has a way of knocking me out.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a hypochondriac wishing he were sick as he imagined himself to be.” #writing #throwawayline

“My gun ain’t loaded. But I am.” #writing

Observed: “When the guy next to you begins to beep like a countdown timer, run.” #writing #character #throwawayline

“Welcome to the life you’ve led. Don’t worry about the life you were meant to lead. You’re a follower, after all.” #writing

“He spent a year in the dessert. It was dry.” #writing #throwawayline

“Wishing, like having a rabbit’s foot only makes you feel better. Neither is good for you nor the rabbit.” #writing

“He stood in the way of progress. It ran over him.” #writing

“If you believe AI will solve all of humanity’s problems, you probably also believe armies do.” #writing

“She was bedazzled by the star-studded cast on her broken leg.” #writing #throwawayline

“When you search for gold, you often miss all the silver around you.” #writing

“A point in his favor skewered him in the chest.” #writing #throwawayline