“He suffered from beer pressure.” #writing #throwawayline

“He loved life. He loved killing it.” #writing

“You’re just a spinoff character from someone else’s life.” #life #writing

“He wasn’t superhuman. She was.” #writing

“Erase your mind. No one will notice.” #writing

“When vengeance uses nuclear weapons, you have strayed way beyond sanity.” #writing #life #failure

“Anyone remember talk abut infirmity, age, and bodily functions? I guess we all want that.” #writing #throwawayline

So do people still write humorous novels? Or have they all become dark and gritty and full of angst and self-loathing like life? .~ #writing

“Funny you should say that. Not funny ha-ha, but funny strange.” #writing

“He was the Director of God Enforcement.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life is a game of chess where others think checkers is enough.” #writing

“Life sounds like a nightmare.” “It is.” “Then why does it exist?” “Someone has to dream it.” #writing #throwawayline

“To Wield Power: Coins of Destiny 2” editing done. It’s off to the real editor next week. I’ll take the week off to recover. #writing #editing #publishing

“He was frail of mind and body. He was obese and smelled. He believed money bought retribution. He didn’t want friends. Friends always wanted what he had. He was wrong.” #writing

“They are cutting waste. You have been cut.” #writing

“Here lies the body of your work. Too bad you need an election microscope to see it.” #writing

“Sometimes, the trail you lead leads nowhere.” #writing

“He can always drop a bomb on us if we disagree. Mad, petty, and vengeful people do that you know. They confuse acceptance with obliteration.” #writing

“Yale if you have to.” #writing #throwawayline

“His funeral was well attended. Everyone was happy to see him go.” #writing

“Don’t go fishing in a river of regret.” #writing #throwawayline

“They named their kid Ransom because he was never paid.” #writing

“Scream into the void. It doesn’t care.” #writing #throwawayline

“Since it’s Friday, it’s better than even odds that tomorrow will be Saturday. I’ll lay 7 to 1 odds that it will be. In fact, since the same day can’t occur twice in a row, I’ll give you 6 to 1 odds.” #writing #throwawayline

“He lived his life under a dark cloud. Of course he had a lot of company since everyone he knew lived there as well. Amazon AWS held sway over many.” If you get it, you get it. #writing #throwawayline