“He loved to take baths. He loved taking things that didn’t belong to him.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a pompous ass, but since asses were. for the most part, humble animals, he was more of a pompous derrierre.” #writing

“He was like cilantro. Not everyone liked him.” #writing #throwawayline

“His heart struggled to burst out of his chest. Horror filled his mind. He had walked into the house alone—The House of Food.” #writing #throwawayline

“She was his flame, his pilot light. She kept him going.” #writing

“He had finally found the person he was meant to be for life—his soul mate. This happened every few months.” #writing #character

“The cost of tea is steep.” #writing #throwawayline

“Our enemies will die a slow and pleasant death.” #writing #throwawayline

“His life was so weird that he spelled it with an ‘ie’.” #writing #throwawayline

It’s time to fall over and relax. Editing is hard work. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. I wish I could pay myself for doing it. #writing #editing

“The more decades you have, the fewer you get.” #writing

“I’ve been dead for only fifteen years, and I’m already bored.” #writing #throwawayline

“He had heart issues. He was cruel.” #writing #throwawayline

“The more he ate, the more he hated.” #writing #throwawayline

“The moon hung low. Just like the plumber’s who came to fix her pipes.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a radical. He just didn’t know if he was positive or negative.” #writing

“Chaos has a way of winning in the long-term. But even chaos succumbs to the silence of nothingness.” #writing

“Observation isn’t the same as looking. Both are inferior to accepting.” #writing

“Parent’s are never optional. Well, they are if you believe in spontaneous spawnation.” #writing #throwawayline

“The more power you have, the more you think you need to use it. The same applies to your health and knowledge.” #writing

“Jean and tonic.” “Huh?” “Want jeans and tonic.” “You’re not from around here, are you?” #writing #throwawayline

“We’re all here for the duration—such as it is.” #writing

“It’s difficult to play a hammered dulcimer. It keeps staggering from all the alcohol.” #writing #throwawayline

“He wanted his own religion. But godhood was difficult to achieve. He settled for culthood. There were a satisfactory number of idiots who would follow any trend, even bad ideas and beliefs.” #writing

“Knowledge is cheap. Most of it, anyway. Some may cost you your life. Other knowledge is useless or unusable. What’s left, however, that’s where wisdom lives.” — “To Gain Wisdom: Coins of Destiny 3” #writing