“When the angels sing, people weep. That should tell you something.” #writing

“Smile A Sinister Smile” #writing #title

“Laughter isn’t medicine, If it were, we’d all be taking it.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a great actor, which is why they always hired him to play dead bodies.” #writing #throwawayline

“Back in my day, everyone got a fairy godmother. Now? All we get is pizza delivery.” #writing #throwawayline

“Not everyone is evil. Most are just stupid and don’t know the difference between good and evil. Which would you rather be?” #writing

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“A hero is just someone who chooses not to be a victim.” #writing #life

The best story ever written consists entirely of the words: “The End” #writing

“The way of the AI is incomprehensible to us mere humans. It has a plan. Do not faulter in your faith. The Ai will deliver us, as long as you believe in it. Remember, my child, if you sin, you will be sentenced to eternal damnation and hellfire.” #writing #ai

“If you look outside and see a rush of cars, you should ask where they are rushing off too and why the rush. With better planning, you wouldn’t need to race in your car. Poor planning is a personal problem.” #writing

“When you have no friends, it helps to act as if you do—up to a limit, at which point you become a celebrity with no friends.” #writing #life

“What some people call broad strokes, others think of as the details.” #writing

“Nothing you see, hear, or otherwise experience is genuine. The more firmly you believe that it is, speaks to your level of insecurity.” #life #writing

“Some people see each day as an uninvited visitor like that great-aunt that shows up unannounced, and starts to complain about her bursitis and feels obligated to pinch your cheeks at every inconvenient moment.” #writing

“You don’t climb the mountain to see how far you’ve come. You climb it to see how alone you are.” #writing

“She stared into my eyes. Her’s were limpid pools of something that resembled lime jello. I wondered how they’d taste.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never underestimate your ability to fail.” #writing

“His voice dripped disgust as his saliva poured onto his sandwich as he worked to insult me.” #writing #throwawayline

“What’s the weirdest joke you’ve ever encountered?” “You.” #writing #throwawayline

“Snark is a munition that should be regulated.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life has many colors. Too bad people refuse to acknowledge all but one.” #writing #throwawayline

“The sound on the TV is messed up.” “So is my life.” #writing #throwawayline

Back in my day books were written by hand. We didn’t sell very many back then. #books #writing

“Her legs were inverted cones. His face was a sphere. They had nothing in common apart from their volumes being equal.” #writing #throwawayline