Never pay for a book review. There are always people willing to read for free. #writing #book #spam

“I don’t have any flowers.” “You’re saying…” “Yes. I’m lackadaisical .” #writing #humor

“When the chips are down, the wheel is spinning.” #writing

“I curse you and your heirs to walk the Earth in search of cookies after death.” #writing #throwawayline

“Sometimes a good defense is a strong sense of humor.” #writing

“The closer Death gets, the faster time moves.” #writing

1500 words today. Time to wind down and take a break. #writing

Time for a break. I’m back in the writing flow. And look! The sun came out, just in time to set again. #writing

The words are flowing slowly due to the dam the beavers built in my mind this morning. #writing

What is your origin story? Is it something you’d write into your book? #writing #prompt

I don’t think I’ll ever write a story about a ragtag team until it’s no longer a meme. #writing

Editing is like your mom telling you to clean up after yourself. #writing

“Sometimes, characters don’t need a name,” said Fred, the second window washer. “You don’t want to confuse the reader. What’s your take?” he asked Tom Steward, the first window washer. #writing

“Just because you have the rhythm doesn’t mean you know the song.” #writing

It’s time for a break. I’ve added another 1K words this lunch hour. Up to 13K. #writing

“There haven’t been signs of life on Earth in years.” #writing #throwawayline

I’d love to find a writing retreat within a couple hours drive of me. I think I’ll do what I did last year next year. #writing

Writing is a form of acceptable insanity. #writing #life

“Many avoid hanovers. Many invite hangovers. Many are talked into hangovers. Many are forced into hangovers. Many live in a hangover. Wisdom is knowing which you are and if you care.” #writing

“How do you want your steak cooked?” “Medium-sick.” #writing #throwawayline

It’s time to eat and take a break from writing. I’m at 12K words. #writing

Overheard: “That’s unheard of.” Actually, they must have heard of it, and now I have as well. #writing #character

Overheard: “A little extra money never hurt anybody.” I disagree. Just look at everyone with too much money, nowadays. #writing #character

“Life is a bad joke perpetrated by a god with no real sense of humor.” #writing

Next few scenes planned out. I’m sure things will drift and change once I get into writing them. Time to quit for today and do something else. It is, after all, Friday. #writing