The purpose of a lie is to change how someone thinks.

Oh no!

If you can’t change the result, change your approach. #life

Yup. This is weird: [&str;3] Which doesn’t mean I don’t understand it. #rustlang

Telling yourself you don’t have enough time is an excuse to allow you to keep not doing what you should be. #life #failure

“You have overestimated my desire for you.” #writing

Laugh at yourself, before someone else does. #life

I’m now classifying “Please post a review…” as spam #email #spam @amazon

“Those without friends seek those with power hoping to grasp or attain some.” #life #failure

“The reins of power should only be held by someone who has never touched them and understands the steed can just as easily turn on them.”

“The problem with old people is they are afraid to die, or want to. That’s why they should never be placed in positions of power. They have lived long enough to realize that nothing they do matters.”

“There’s a reason why there is a show called ‘America’s Got Talent’ instead of ‘America Has Intelligence”’ There is more money in talent, apparently. At least the apostrophe is in the right place.” #writing #throwawayline

Isn’t it about time for another “big” Apple music announcement? I hope the guest artist isn’t Adele (seriously). #apple #music

I miss talking to people; and I’m an introvert.

“When the dead arise, it is time to sleep.” #writing

He sighed. “The squirrels aren’t biting today.” “Maybe we should go into town and try some rat fishing.” #writing

Only give people the benefit of the doubt if you owe them something. #life #success

Vicious Rumor: Apple to announce full-color eInk display capable of 30fps later this year. #ios #apple @tim_cook

“The reddish tinge of the setting sun echoed the oranges in the puddle of blood at his feet. He stood transfixed, unable to shake off the beauty of the scene, knife in hand.” #writing

It’s the kind of day: the guy across the room from you reeks of body lotion and slurps his fingers clean…

“Zombies are our friends,” he said peering out of the window. “We should embrace them and give them bread.” “You’re a Republican, aren’t you? You’d only do that if you had no brain.” #writing #throwawayline

Aah the feel of analog. #fountainpen

“Your freedom stops when you endanger others.”

Did stuff this morning. Time to do more stuff.

Happy National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day An overly specific day.