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Happy World Penguin Day

I’m going to take it light today. I’m feeling somehow off.

Good morning. Keep moving forward. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Happy National Pigs on a Blanket Day

When was the last time you were at a really good murder?

Verizon is now resorting to marketing stupidity as an asset. #failure #marketing #fios

Do people still play bridge? Do they still play pool? Can’t remember anyone talking about bridge or the last time I saw a pool table.

The universe isn’t strange, humans are. #life

You walk into your bedroom. A shot shatters the silence. Blood pools on your chest. What do you do? ##writing #prompt

Gah! Someone just confused a Ferrari with a McLaren.

Avoid crowds like the plague they are. Q

“Do you want to start a tab?” “No, I want a Coke.” #writing #life

“A stable government is full of asses.” If you get it you get it. #writing #throwawayline

“What’s your worst nightmare?” “You.” #writing #throwawayline

I managed a bit of flash fiction. Not bad for not having any ideas this day. #writing #flashfiction

I’ve discovered that strangers only talk to me when I’m writing. Otherwise, they avoid me. Weird. I must be. #writing #life

“What’s on your bucket list?” “The orange five gallon one from Lowes.” #writing #throwawayline

Instead of tattoos, people should imbed NFC programmable OLED screens. #programming #tattoo

Things no one has said: “Stardew Valley but with squirrels!” #gamedev

Have you ever been stuck for a story idea? That’s not novel. #writing

I’ve had a bike for years and never thought to use a trails app. #biking

You are worth everything you paid. #life

Small successes still matter. #life #success

When your goal exceeds your abilities, don’t work on the goal. Work on your abilities. #life #success