Happy International Fanny Pack Day I’m proud to say I never owned or used one.

The point of shelling major cities is not to take over a country, but to instill terror, disarray, and cause displacement of civilians to put pressure on other cities and countries. It’s a war crime, or should be.

I hate breakfast buffets. I understand they are “cheap and easy” for the hotel, but not the hotel guest. Especially, when the food is always sub-par at a major chain. #hotel #failure

You can’t fix the world, but you can make it better for someone else. #life #success

I hope everyone has a fun and restful weekend. Don’t forget to do things to your clock tonight.

Rainy cold miserable day in MD

Good morning. Take care of the little things. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“Life is just future fertilizer.” #writing

It’s the day when we cold-cock the clocks. No, it has nothing to do with sexual stuff.

What quest have you been given but are either ignoring or failed because you didn’t realize it was a quest? #life #failure

Plan for tomorrow: real breakfast in the hotel Last pass through the show Head for home

I almost forgot. Happy Plant a Flower Day.

War is an acceptable (by definition) pasttime for humans. #life #failure

“The Dead Don’t Mind If You Try to Kill Them” One Zombie’s Autobiography @JonathanMaberry

Obviously, it’s not an image of Earth, but Earth’s sun. #writing

What if every star is an image of Earth in a different timeline/universe? I think there is a story concept there. #writing

“The shallow soul is the most honest soul. Depth creates confusion.” #writing

I have no idea what this means, but it doesn’t sound good. Should I call back and give them a difficult time? #publishing

I’m diligently working on regaining my warp-ed sense of humor.

Overheard (with some embelishment.) “A lot of people arent people,” she whispered. “What do you mean?” “They’re democrats.” Horror and her face were synonymous. #writing

Today was not productive. It was, however, different.

The dessert menu is smaller than a ____ (fill in the blank.)

I still need dessert… the place has become busier.

Who moulded your sense of humour?

I’m doing a brain dump since I have nowhere else to put it.