Opening line for the real world: “Hi. How many wedding rings do you own?”

When people scorn you find other friends.

Focus on what you are doing, not what you plan to do. #life #success

I should work on my solo card game… #gamedev

The iPad Playgrounds app needs a “standard” debug control panel to set breakpoints, single step, etc. Maybe this coming #wwdc #swift #playgrounds

Free-writing done. Now, I’m just waiting for the cod to show up. I’m just relaxing and unwinding. Today was a busy day. I never accomplish as much as I want to. If I ever do, I’ll be done. #life

I don’t plan on doing much tomorrow, except: iOS cooking reading maybe brewing maybe eating playing games being a nuisance

I’m talking to a couple who are trying to convince me that brisket is good… #food

I think I’m having the cod…

I still have no idea how to use the #iphone macro mode. It should be easier and more informative #photography #apple

“Did you know that when you smile you look like a maniacal homicidal clown?” #writing #character

I enjoy email spam that literally begins with: “Congratulations (insert name here). You have earned a free year on your home warranty.” #email #spam

I need to book the hotel for #Bouchercon. I guess I can always cancel if they decide to go virtual.

“All my friends are malevolent.” #writing

“So which mob do you belong to?” “The Bunneh Yakuzah. We kill with fluffiness.” #writing #throwawayline

I think I’ll take a week off from editing my thriller, Scavenger Hunt, and write a short story for #mdc3con instead. #writing

Maybe I’ll work on my recipe app tomorrow… we shall see.

Special menu tonight.

Chocolate mint stout #beer

Time to eat a very late lunch/early dinner. Afternoon full of chores.

Blackberry muffins out of the oven

It’s 61ºF here. It’s going down to 28 tomorrow. Gah. #netde

Time to switch it up: Monteverde Invicia (F) w/ Iroshizuku amo-iru I’m going through a lot of ink/pens as I edit… #fountainpen #writing @gouletpens

It’s time for a smoothie lunch.

OK. I now have 2 apps to work on: journaling and writing. #ios #writing #journal