Overheard: “If you’re on the red team, you have to look at me when you guess which word is red. That tells you a lot about how people think. No one wins. You get redemption.” What evil is this? I can’t make this stuff up. #life

If there were bell-bottom pants, where are the bell-top ones?

There should be an app, restaurant/location based, which tells you which menu items they are out of so you dont waste your,or the server’s time, ordering something they are out of. #ios #restaurant

“Her squeaky voice belied the fact she’d slayed thirty warriors, twenty of which had commented on her voice.” #writing

“When someone orders a “Bloody Mary”, why does that trigger hygiene napkin thoughts? I don’t think I want to drink whatever that is.” #writing #throwawayline

Overheard: “I ate chicken out of a can.” I’m not sure what this says about you… or what industry/marketing think is worth pushing… What next? Single-serving wrapped plastic bananas? .~ #life

“The end is alway near when you have no hope.” #life

“The future isn’t something preordained. Unless you can control the past.” Harry Seldon

“Give people choices. They will choose one and rarely think of one of their own.” Harry Seldon

When the world is predictable, so are those in it. Predictable beings can be controlled.” Harry Seldon

“I work at the intersection of Stupidity and Conspiracy Theory.” #writing

“The shallowness of his soul left amoebas gasping for liquid.” #writing #throwawayline

Normally, I’d go somewhere for the holidays and at least see people. This year, given omicron, I guess I’ll stay home and sequester.

When someone goes off on a tangent, they miss the point. #life

Being kind has no price. It’s priceless. #life

I wonder what I should do during the holiday?

“Burritos are just edible armadillos.” #writing #throwawayline #food

“You never had a sense of humor.” “You never had a life.” “I’d rather have a sense of humor than life.” “You’re funny.” #writing #throwawayline

“Herds of lemmings will be the death of civilization.” #writing

“Is 7 ounces more than 5?” Seriously?…

“Back in my day people had cool nicknames, such as Jimmy “The Squealer”, Ron “Shiv”, Dexter “Mad Dog”, and Chris “The Horse”. Now…” #writing

Any good, solo-playable games? NO video games.I have enough of those. NO standard solitaire or alternatives. #games

I want to meet the person with all the answers, because I have questions. #life

I got some editing done this morning. I still need to feed the sourdough starter. I had to get flour so I’ve stopped for brunch/lunch.

Brunch time.