Yeah, I’m ready for an iPad Pro upgrade this year. I want more and better than what I have. I’m spoiled… but I see the potential and wish to live to see it fullfilled… #ipados @tim_cook

Who is the most bland TV host (not necessarily a talk show)? Who is the most annoying? I have my thoughts… #failure

I shall bake a sourdough coffee cake. It shall be edible. I have thus spake it. #baking

“Wishing is a desire for karma to show up.” #writing #life

Gah! It just hit me that it’s 2022 and I haven’t thought about vacation, the most important meal of the year.

“‘Shut the Hell up!’ Hers was a nonchalant exclamation, unaware that shutting Hell would put many out of house, home, and business.” #writing

If you can’t tell, I’m just mind-dumping. I need to get rid of all the garbage to make room for the good stuff…

“She was haggard and married to the man of her dreams. He was the Duke of Haggard.” #writing #throwawayline

“He saw the streak of brighter light against the light of the sky. It’s silence was it’s impact as it slammed into the horizon in front of him. He trudged on.” #writing

“The only thing more dispicable than me, is you.” #writing #throwawayline

“Bullets never solve anything aside from a life you don’t want.” #writing

“He sat on the shore of the tranquil stream marveling at how peaceful it was, unaware of the life and death struggles taking place within it.” #writing

“He wore a raincoat of apples. He was the Chosen One.” If you get it, you get it. #writing #throwawayline

Belief is not needing to be convinced. #life #failure

“He stared at her the way a hungry moose stares at a solitary leaf bud after a winter of isolation.” #writing

The difference between science and religion is the difference between knowing you have questions and believing you have all the answers. #life #science #religion

Life will harm your unborn baby.

Is there a North Bend, Indiana? If not, isn’t South Bend, superfluous?

People want freedoms as long as they aren’t for the other guy. #life #failure

Grr. I’m on a different network. Playgrounds can’t see my projects for some reason. I hope they aren’t gone… #swift #playgrounds

Things I want from #wwdc : Swift Playgrouns reformat text option. iOS and iPadOS sort folder items option. Ability not to generate SwiftUI previews. I never use them. #ios #ipados

Maybe I’m a robot. I can’t seem to do a lot of CAPTCAs. #life

So who else thought “Chucky” was a cheesy movie?

If you have any sort of ego, you shouldn’t become a writer. #writing

It’s time for a break. I spent the morning refactoring/restructuring and redesigning bits of my writing app. It’s time to free write and eat.