Just because it’s a step, doesn’t mean the journey is going where you want it to. #life

Happy Look Up In the Sky Day

Greetings. Be kind to animals, others, and yourself. It doesn’t cost anything, and helps all. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“The secret of success is just never being wrong.”

Carpool tunnel…

Photo up photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

I need some flunkies.

Prepare yourself for failure. That way, you won’t be disappointed. #life #success

Don’t ask what you are going to lose. Instead, ask what you are willing to gain. #life

Good morning. Spend the day relaxing and having fun. That’s an order. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“Please dispose of this post in the usual manner.” — IMF

You don’t need to be funny to be humorous. #life

Enjoy your life. It’s yours, and yours to enjoy. #life

Life isn’t hard. It’s just difficult.

What movie deserves a sequel? For me, it’s: — Buckaroo Banzai — Remo Williams (although this was too PG.) #movie

Semi-serious problem: Given a food order, a given distance and time for delivery, what is the optimal combination to provide the hottest food temperature on arrival? Provide the formula. #math #life #physics

Tropes are fine, as long as you use them in unexpected places. #writing

AI marketing assumes/promotes that people can’t help themselves and need a god-like entity to solve all of their problems. #religion #ai #marketing #failure

“He booked a tequila flight, but he was disappointed because it was in a bar and he never saw a plane.” #writing #throwawayline

Readers will read bad writing as much as listeners will tolerate bad singing. #writing #music

Observed: “He spoke like a lawn mower trying to start. Just when you thought he was going, he would fall back and repeat the last part of what he said and get just as far.” #writing #character

“The cuckoos cuckooed. The warblers warbled The robins robbed.” #writing #throwawayline

PSA: Tariffs are a tax passed down to customers. So, if someone claims to have lowered taxes, consider the tariffs.

“Who owns the Buffalo Ranch?” #writing #throwawayline