Overheard: “what is Srirachia mayo? Is it spicy? I hate mayo.” #character #writing

There are no two sides to right and wrong There are no two sides to good and bad. There are no two sides to fact and belief. #life

Go into a restaurant and whenever the waitperson asks, “What’ll y’have? “ The proper response is, “Whatever’s free.”

I’m curious about eating chokeberries. I know they are edible, but the name brings up images of gasping for air and unintended visits to the hospital. Then trying to explain to attending physicians. #food #botany

“There is nothing new under the sun, but on the fourth moon of Yavin.” Iconic, but hardly remembered quote.

“The slaughter of the innocents always seems more important than the slaughter of the guilty.” #writing #throwawayline

I’m listening to three people argue over the best jeans and lipstick combination. This is why civilization died decades ago.

It feels weird that 2021 is winding down and I haven’t accomplished much.

Many people don’t settle for their own incompetence. They settle for someone else’s. #life #failure

“Happy birthday. Today you die.” #writing #prompt

“He kicked the puppy across the frozen ice, not seeing the wolf which crashed into him from behind.” #writing #throwawayline

Anyone else have too many project ideas for a lifetime? How do you handle them? Prioritization only goes so far. #life

Tomorrow, I plan on baking a sharlotka. #baking

“She wiped the countertop. It now thought it was toaster, having lost its memory.” #writing #throwawayline

“All your favorite faces are either dead or at the cleaner’s, sir.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was drunk on power and gin., which made him dangerous and stupid.” #writing

Halloween is the season the flies come out. #netde

“You know you’re on a failed date when the other person calls a restaurant for take-out at a restaurant.”

Is a scumbag something in which you carry scum? Why would one want to?

I hate autocorrect because I’m tired of correcting it. #ios #autocorrect

Hm. Why isn’t this FileWrapper not being replaced? I guess debugging tomorrow. #ios

I see a lot of books about writing more in less time. I don’t want to do that. I want to write Bette run less time. #writing

It’s another gorgeous day here. But it is chilly. Soon, winter will come and warmth will be a faded memory.

Just because a project fails or dies, it doesn’t mean you’ve failed-unless you made it fail. #life

“Do you know what the problem with modern technology is? I’ll tell you. You can’t go into a hardware store and get a simple lead pipe. It’s all PVC. PVC! How am I supposed to kill my husband now?” #writing