Happy International Sloth Day

Autumn has come to Delaware. It’s in the 50sºF today. #netde

Good morning. Be gentle. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: Python edit write replace my NAS. bake?

“Sometimes love is your curse.” #writing

I’m watching people trying to swat yellowjackets away. Humans are clueless.

If you appreciate a sports play for the amount of money you win, you aren’t a sports fan. #sport #failure #gambling

Just because you’re grumpy doesn’t mean you’re unhappy.

If you can’t make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of?

My first real job was working on totalizator systems. What was yours?

If you’re always planning, you’re never doing. #business #failure

“She lied to me. She told me she could make baklava, so I killed her. She got her just deserts.” No, that’s not a typo. #writing #throwawayline

To “man up” assumes a single man. It’s a seminal failure.

The past is a record of all of humanity’s mistakes and self-aggrandizement. #life #history

Yes, I’m brain dumping today. I need to so I don’t forget simple math. .~

Never underestimate your ability to change the world by changing a single life. #life #success

It’s the weekend. It’s a strong start.

Ha! What they omit is: …because we don’t like being sued. #marketing #failure

Next year, if conditions permit, I will go to Italy or Japan. A month would be cool, but I doubt it will happen. #travel

Never rest on your laurels. They may be poison ivy. #life

“He shuffled his feet, unsure how to approach her. He drew Aces and Eights.” #writing #throwawayline

“There is little difference between a cult and religion.” -Harry Seldon

“The more people there are who believe a lie, the more ignorant people will believe them.” Harry Seldon

“Three dead guys and a pigeon walk into a bar…”

I have apples I should use. I think it’s time for a sharlotka. Maybe tomorrow. #baking