When your frying pan requires more fat than there is in the egg you cook in it, it has failed. And you have failed as a cook. #cooking

Humans are weird. They voluntarily wear chains and nose rings and think they are a fashion statement. #human #life

What if the orcs were the cool ones with the pointy ears, and the elves were the fat disfigured ones reminiscent of your Uncle Al who keeps standing outside your living room window, looking in? #writing #throwawayline

What is the best book you have never read? .~ #book #reading

“Lessons unlearned never lessen the pain.” #writing

“The more you complain, the more they know what to do.” #writing

“When you wield the Stuffed Teddybear of Cuteness, do not expect death.” #writing #throwawayline

What I want from WWDC 2026 is a unified API. None of this AppKit/SwiftUI/Swift/macro garbagé. #apple #dev #wwdc

What’s scarier than the Headless Horseman of Romney Marsh? The Headless Snowman of Gravity Falls. If you get it, you get it.

I should start thinking about baking cookies. Not the usual, run-of-the-mill ones everyone likes. #baking

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

Still slowly progressing through writing this book. I’m not pushing and I’m not fighting the self-deadlines I continue to push back :). I’m working multiple other projects. There is more to life than commitments to oneself. #life #writing

Don’t dream about all the things ou want to do. Do all the things you dream about. #life

I’m pretty sure pretty much no one would watch college sports if betting/fantasy sports on it was illegal. #sport

Be grateful for the planet you’re on. Without it, you’d be floating dead in space, desiccated and alone. #life

Good morning. Back home again. It’s 30ºF colder than the day before.

Choose to be better. #life #success

Even if you don’t celebrate thanksgiving, take a moment to thank someone in your life that you’ve taken for granted, or be grateful for a little thing. Such as your talents, or the toes you still have. #life #success

I guess after turkey is a good time to fall asleep.

At The Plough and Stars in Phila. It’s an Irish restaurant. Having a turkey dinner.

Have you found your niche yet? What is it?

“if life ian’t trying to kill you, you’re hiding from it.” #writing

Be thankful for books. #books

The Apple News app is now mostly AppleNews+ subscription required. That and its mostly non-news. FTime to ditch the app. #apple #fnews #failure

Good morning. Happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating. Be thankful for the little joys in your life. Time for the ceremonial coffee.