“When you walk into a bar, you’re drunk. You’re supposed to go into a bar sober, and walk out of a bar drunk..” #writing #throwawayline

Overheard: “My gun will be in Thursday and Friday.” Not gonna ask… #writing #character

“If you insult everyone, that’s fine. If you miss insulting someone, you’re a bigot.” #writing #throwawayline

“Welcome your idiot overlords. You decided it was a good thing. Why are you laughing? Oh, you don’t get the joke.” #writing

“Some days are just like others. Like today. But more so.” #writing

“If you wonder what you should do, it’s not that you don’t know what’s right or wrong, You’re trying to justify the wrong.” #writing #life

“He was as sodded as the last sodded guy.” #writing #throwawayline

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I find it interesting that men still wear suits and ties in situations which least require them, and women wear pajamas where they shouldn’t be. $life

“You’re already odd. Now, it’s time to get even.” #writing #throwawayline

You don’t need motivation. You just need to do what needs doing. You aren’t a child that needs to be bribed to do something. #life #success #failure

Happy Hot-Buttered Rum Day When was the last day you had any?

Hello. Have a fun, safe weekend. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — bake — play games — read — relax — write

Good morn'. It’s Friday. Get it done. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“Do you look the part you were born to play?” #writing #life

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Success isn’t measured by a goal, wish, or journey. It is measured now by how much you have improved. #life #success

A system isn’t a goal. It’s not a process. It’s not even a way of doing something. It’s a mechanism you follow slavishly. #life #productivity #success

“I don’t know what I’m doing. I throw walls at spaghetti. I don’t like walls” #writing #throwawayline .

“I don’t read books. The words are hard. I don’t’ do math because numbers are hard.” “So, thinking is hard?” #writing

Apparently, here in the US, any restaurant you go to must have their TV sets on and showing the PMS “sport” show with the volume turned off. That’s a blessing, but why have the sets on? Apparently, lots of guys get PMS. #restaurant #failure #pms

Life and computing would be a lot easier if everyone just agreed on a standard storage protocol and format. But, Noooo! Everyone either wants something “more efficient”, proprietary, or believe their way is better. #life #programming #failure

I feel most motivated when I have a new project idea. Which means, at least once a day. #life