Good writing sprint. I managed to instill some humor in an otherwise dark start to the story. Now I wonder if I’m breaking tone. #writing

Time tor shrimp tacos.

When asked, I reply, “I write with the blood of the ancients, or maybe my ex. I forget.” #writing

Keeping it light today. #writing

I’m now “on vacation”. It’s time to relax and write. #writing

Photo up: photosaday.weebly.com #photography

Happy National Hot and Spicy Day.

Hello. Good morning. It’s ok to eat a doughnut in the morning. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“I just checked. HomeDepot doesn’t sell sacrificial altars.” #writing #throwawayline

I am entering vacation mode.

It’s still difficult to believe I wrote a bunch of books. I can’t seem to find my copy of my kid’s book. #writing #books

Back in my day we called “spatial audio” “stereo”. #apple #marketing

The heroic journey isn’t just for heroes… #writing

Remember: after you die, you will be remembered for either your scowl, or your smile. #life #success

No. I don’t think I’m funny. I don’t want to be. I do have a sense of humor. Just a sense.

I just asked a wait-person: “You have an iced tea, do you have a Run DMC?” He looked at me as if I were from another planet. He’s half right. #humor #restaurant

It’s not cheese if it’s the color of an orange. truth #food

“His heart went pitter patter of little feat don’t fail me now is the time for all good people to turn to stone cold ice cream, you scream, when your body leaves your talking heads.” My mind is a maze to amaze and confuse. #writing #throwawayline @ascamacho

Some have grown up forgetting how to be a kid. Many have grown up remembering being scarred by a bullly. You can still be a kid, and have fun, as an adult. Just don’t be an idiot. #life #success

If you try to win you may lose. If you improve, you never do. (Yes, I know it’s logically wanting.) #life #success

Name the juiciest vegetable. #food @altonbrown

“He died in a single-car crash.” The problem is, he was flung out of the car on impact and his head smashed into a civic monument, an old tank, So is the headline wrong, or should he now be a veteran of WWI?

“She sang like an angel–on the altar of pain.” #writing #throwawayline

Overheard: “I was a student…” Hell, I still am. #life #success

Weird idea: Name all the characters in your book after forms of rock/stone. Shale, Ignious, Feldspar, etc. and don’t make the story about rocks. See if anyone notices. #writing #prompt