Think; but don’t get involved in what you are thinking. #zen

Back in my day computers didn’t have microprocessors… Oh right, back in my day, what’s a computer?

“I flung myself forward. The sound of the gunshot ricocheted from building to dingy building. I fell. I’d been shot in the parking lot, and if you’ve ever been shot in the parking lot you know how painful it can be.” #writing

Choose your words wisely: 1 Empty eternity 2 Diminished faculty 3 Minimal mathematical skills. Oh right, you already chose #3.

Hm. There are no APIs to retrieve affirmations… I see a market hole. Go for it! I’m busy. #programming

Problems are contextual. They exist at a specific space-time coordinate. Humans like to extend problems everywhere, especially the future. #life #failure #zen #tao

I write first drafts to find all the problems. Secondary drafts are for finding new problems. #writing

Overheard/Misheard: “Never go out without a woman.” #writing #character

“Elocution is better than electrocution.”

Mon,Wed are hectic this week. The Monday portion, I survived. I’ll have to wait until Wednesday to see if I survive Wednesday. Then, it’s vacation time. #life

Yup, this story is a keeper. I’m not going to put a big red “X” through it like I did with the space opera. #writing

“Atone for your lack of reverence. Beg forgiveness, and kneel before the alter of the ____.” Holeless Doughnut Inconsumable Pizza Lard Mater #writing #prompt #throwaway

Chicken cheesesteak time. I managed to write ten more pages (not the ones of a knightly persuasion. ((Not the Kiera kind. (((Which isn’t to say she isn’t, I’ve never met her.))) )) ) #writing #food

It’s sad that many Americans can’t tell the difference between a verb and a gerund. #writing #reading #education #failure

I finally get to eat and write.

Every good day is followed by a day of standing in lines that don’t move. me today

I’m spending inordinate amounts of time waiting in line today.

If you’re doing something for fun: a project, task, hobby, learning, etc. you don’t need to set a deadline or a goal. Just have fun doing it. #life #success

Anyone else wonder what zombies eat? They obviously don’t eat the bodies they attack. And the entire “brains” thing is passe. #zombie @jonathanmaberry

Spending the morning running errands.

Watching local news; they have a report saying typewriter sales are up. #writing #amwriting

Happy _____ Day Cupcake Bratwurst Rum …it sounds like a party.

Good morning people embarking on a new week. May your journey be placid. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I almost failed to wish everyone a Happy National Failures Day.

The weather/sunlight feels like autumn is almost here. I can tell these things.