We are all immigrants to life.
Buffalo chicken egg rolls. #food
Being inclusive isn’t about limiting. #life #success #failure #business
Mike Oldfield. #music
Yes, I’m doing a brain dump.
It’s never enough to want something. It’s never enough to work for something. Everyone does one, or both. What matters is realizing what you want isn’t worth the effort. #life
“He moved to her, pulling the salivation back into his mouth. He stopped and took a deep breath. Then he sang the Aerosmith classic, “Lard On!’”. #writing #throwawayline
Observed: “He looked at her as if she were a slab of bacon waiting to be consumed. He was vegetarian.” #writing #life
“Absolutes are for those who can’t make a decision. Absolutes are a default for the weak mind.” #writing #life
“Everyone keeps rubber bands in their wallet, right?” #writing #throwawayline
We all care about people. What matters are the people you care for, not that you care. #life #success
“The more you try to predict the future, the more it changes.” Harry Seldon
“The flame in your heart is just gas. Love doesn’t react to antacids.” #writing
Humor isn’t about being funny. Humor is political. Politics is funny. Unless it’s not. I’m never political. Therefore, I’m never funny. #writing #logic #falsesyllogism
“The future isn’t about you. Let it go.” Harry Seldon (I haven’t done a Harry Seldon in decades.)
“You can’t channel the ghosts. They need a VPN.” #writing #throwawayline
In one word, how would you describe your life? #life #writing #prompt
“The slalom of life is full of hurdles you have to shot-put over while aiming for the goal.” #writing #throwawayline
No iOS betas this week? #ios
Observed: How not to get a ‘chick’. Talk incessantly about your job, insurance, and bad clients. #life #writing #character
“The moon hovered over the lake, it’s rotors sputtering, then failing. The red globe splashed into the water spewing steam and spray.” #writing
“He sat on the toadstool. He was a frog. He would fight speciesism wherever he found it.” #writing #throwawayline
“He was a jester. He didn’t know what that meant, but he knew it came with benefits. He hoped she was good-looking.” #writing #throwawayline
“The shadows of your life are the monsters under your bed. When you look, they are not there, but they still exist where you fear them most.” #writing
“Life has no ending. It never really started.” #writing