Some people choose to be stupid and disinterested. I don’t waste my time interacting with them.

“Do you ever wonder how olives without pits reproduce?” #writing #throwawayline

If you want to feel better about yourself, make others feel better about you. #life #success

Yes, I was hoping for TaiChi and Qigong from Fitness+. That would have made me subscribe. #wwdc #apple

I didn’t think I’d like the white kbd but it hasn’t gotten worn/dirty yet. #ipad. Yellow ambient lighting.

Don’t humble yourself. Just be humble. #life #success

I’m glad I switched to #SwiftUI earlier this year. I’m glad I waited a year. I’m not glad it’s not everything it can be. “Two out of three ain’t bad.” Meatloaf

“He hobbled out to the yard. Decades of coffee grounds had built up the land in the swamp in which he had been stranded. If not for the mysterious daily air drops of coffee, he would have drowned long ago.” #writing #throwawayline

“The issue with people is that they have issues.” #writing #throwawayline

You don’t have to kill all your characters. Just move them to a different story and see what happens. #writing #character

What if I could do: Wiki (content: text) { } In #swiftui. I bet I could do it. #wwdc #dsl #wiki

Switching to using menus doesn’t really reduce the number of taps, but it does make the app appear faster/more streamlined (even though it isn’t). I tend to do iterative UI design, based on how I use my app. #wwdc #ux

“He was a scamp scampering through the scampi seeking scraps of spaghetti to scavenge.” #writing #throwawayline

Hm. I should build synonym lookup into my app. I need a synonym for synonym. #writing #iPadOS

Overheard: “I was at Wilson’s, the sporting good store, and she came up to me and introduced herself. She said, “Hi, I’m Jade, the other stripper.’” I don’t make this stuff up. #writing #character

“Sometimes when you ask for cheese, you get the whole wheel.” ancient proverb I just made up

I’m free-writing after pounding on XCode all morning. I should eat something before I pass out.

I really like the new Safari on #iPadOS. Good simplified design. #wwdc #ux

“We are all conscripts in life.” #writing

“Permission is not needed to be born. Permission is needed to live until it is taken away.” #writing

“It’s awe-inspiring if you step back and take a look at the big picture and see the grand insignificance of your own existence.” #writing

Chicken nugget soup… Just putting it out there. #food

“Slivers of life, is all that we are.” #writing

You don’t need anyone’s permission to succeed and should avoid people who keep you from your (realistic) goals. #life #success

Still have no clue how to present a share sheet in #swiftui after UIApplication…window was deprecated. #wwdc #iPadOS