Lunch consumed.

New book outline expanded .

Memory dumped: 32.1 gigaquads freed.

Most assymetric fights are fast and to the point. Most equally-matched battles are drawn out and more strategic than tactical. Don’t rely on luck to drag out conflict––or to end it. Also, don’t use conflict for conflict’s sake. We call that trolling.

#writing

Gold would be a lot faster/more interesting if when a ball landed in the rough the player was disqualified.

#sport #golf

What is the ratio between questions with answers and questions with reality-based answers? Exceedingly small. That’s why everyone seems to have an answer based in opinion or belief.

#life #fact #failure

The point of money is to make more money. The point of life is to make more life. The similarities are amazing, which begs the question, what’s the point?

#life #money #finance #philosophy

I find it humorous that Mastodon’s post button is labeled “Compose” in Ivory. But then, I guess, some compositions are works of art while most are just noise.~

#mastodon #ivory

Bit, the kitten, tried to follow me outside and I accidentally closed the door on it. Bit is fine. I need to be more careful now that they are more active. Bit is like Velcro®.

#kitten #cat

I should learn something new to do.

When you hit a wall, it’s best to change direction than to sit around complaining that the wall got in your way.

#life #failure #writing

What’s the funniest movie?

What’s the funniest book?

What’s the funniest joke?

Have you ever died laughing?