There should be a “Zombie of the Month Club” you could subscribe to so you can keep your zombie-killing skills up to date. There’s a story seed there, somewhere. @JonathanMaberry

Plan for tomorrow: Lua iOS editing reading being a nuisance.

Yeah, tomorrow feels like it’s going to be Monday all over again.

“I didn’t say I saw a ghost. I said I saw a goat.” #writing #throwawayline

I like how a lot of pie and cake recipes start with: Buy one box of cake mix. Or Buy a pre-baked pie crust. And Buy a box of gelatin. They only tell you how to make the filling. #baking #failure

Weren’t Jordan almonds a thing once?

Why isn’t tomorrow Friday? It should be Friday. The week doesn’t have enough Fridays. There’s a big industry of manufacturing Fridays just waiting to happen.

“In less time than it takes to kill a chicken, you could kill a man.” #writing #throwawayline

In a couple of days, I will attempt this: #baking Zwetschgendatschi (German Plum Sheet Cake) Recipe - Allrecipes

Photo up: photosaday.weebly.com #photography

Everything west of Delaware is smothered in Old Bay, it seems.

Still no #wwdc session teasers. I’m betting, tomorrow being Tuesday, they will be up then. But I won’t bet on it.

The plums I got need another couple of days to ripen. Time to look for recipes…

“Progress and civilization is about destroying nature and building an artificial shell around each of us. Captive bodies are worth more than captive eyes.”

Zucchini is the brioche of vegetables. It sounds fancy, but is mostly water whereas brioche is mostly air. #food

Advice to writers: Write a simple story. Don’t try to write “War and Peace” until you’ve read “Moby Dick” seven times without falling asleep. #writing

Back in my day people died from choking on fish bones.

“Laughter is contagious. Some people want a vaccine.” #writing #throwawayline

“If you get a message from the grave, maybe it’s a note to yourself.” #writing #throwawayline

“If you ever get a message from the grave, it is certain to be spam.” #writing

“Tension rose proportionally as the timer approached zero. The hero’s efforts increased logarithmically. The number of wires remained constant. Multiple people depended on his decision. In the end, there was nothing.” #writing #throwawayline

“The decadent will fall to the squirrels, for they have enough nuts to spare.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was lousy with lice.” #writing #throwawayline

“Her locks were unpickably golden.” #writing #throwawayline

“He didn’t so much as stew as braise in his own juices.” #writing