I just remembered… The Goat Simulator is awful and derivative. I actually have the source code for the original cow simulator from the 70s. I don’t remember the language it as written in. I’ll have to dig it up… #simulation

“He was just like everyone else. That’s why she loved him.” #writing

What is important is highly personal and subjective. That’s why there are so many tap-and-wait games on the Apple App Store. #life #gamedev #ios #failure

“If you’re passionate about what you’re doing, you don’t need a mate.” #writing #throwawayline

Back in my day we had muscle cars. Now we have obese cars.

Is concrastinate the opposite of procrastinate? cough<

What is the one thing/person at which you get mad? Or maybe angry?

Vicious Rumor: Ford to introduce a car named “Nas”… #automobile

“Zombies are stupid, but single-minded. That’s their advantage. That’s how they win. You lack focus.” #writing #throwawayline @JonathanMaberry

If you play to win, you don’t play to have fun. #life #failure

Hm. ControlGroup with buttons seems to style Button, but ignores Menu. Not what I was expecting… #wwdc

I think I want to play with async/await in my app this coming week. I’m sure it will be a painful conversion experience… Why aren’t apps/functions async by default? #wwdc

“We all come from nothing. Just look at your mom.” #writing #throwawayline

Yes, free-writing is like that… #wriring

“Literally, he littered in the cat litter. The cats, sharpened their claws.” #writing #throwawayline

Darth Vader voice: “if this is ‘Rainbow Six’, where are the others?” #gamedev

“George who spelled it Jorge, and which he pronounced Hor-hay, spat the wad of tobacco which slid down the already-stained wall. There was blood on his mind. No one messed with his old lady except him. “ #writing #throwawayline

“He hefted the wrench judging it’s weight and balance as he advanced. His mouth was a thin line of randomly missing teeth, his jeans stained with grease and blood. The T-shirt was faded and worn beyond recognition even by the band. The undead could wait.” #writing

“She pushed him aside as her eyes locked onto mine, hungry and craving. Her lips were already wet and glistened in the candlelight. I felt small, insignificant despite my growing need. I ran.” #writing #throwawayline

“We all pray at the altar of the God of Self.” #writing #throwawayline #life

“Where life takes you isn’t always where you want to go.” #writing

Always do the obvious high-risk stuff first. #programming #success

Find balance, especially if you’re on the edge. #life #success

It’s time for lunch. I had a fairly productive morning. I refactored/simplified some SwiftUI code, baked, and picked strawberries & blueberries from the garden. After lunch, I may move the grapefruit/rosemary IPA to secondary fermentation, or I’ll let that go another day.

The new capture text feature of the camera is very cool, but it can’t transcribe my handwriting (which not even I can at times). #wwdc