Learn as you go. Just make sure you go where you need to.

Good morning. Be comfortable being you. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

What is your favorite shape?

Good morning. Don’t bemoan Monday. After all, you’re here to bemoan it. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“Life is a teachable moment.” #writing

If you don’t read books, you’re locked into your life which is like being locked into a dark closet. #books #reading #life #failure

Live with good purpose. #life #success

In Delaware, if you feel you are special, you are allowed to park in a fire lane.~ #life #failure

This is the first year where I’m not expecting Apple to do anything worthwhile at WWDC. Flame on! #apple #wwdc

“Everyone” believes taking the easy way is the best way. #life #failure

It’s surprising that autotune and melodyne are still a thing in this day and age… #music #failure

In some parallel universe, flossing in a restaurant is acceptable since dental hygiene is above all things.

Think about how much cheaper products would be if they didn’t have branding… #life #marketing #failure

Enjoy the life you have left, especially if you haven’t enjoyed it so far. #life

“We are not born with the knowledge that we will lose someone or something close to us. That is what teddy bears are for, and how we learn to deal with soul-crushing loss.” #writing #life

“He picked his nose in public the way he picked his clothes––badly.” #writing #character

What was the last thing you learned? Did you pass on that knowledge? You should. #life

Certainty is not a measure of factualism, truth or even rightness. Certainty is a measure of belief. #life

Have a positive impact on civilization, or at least a living being. #life #success

Many people believe they can do or create something better. Very few of us know we can’t and don’t waste our time. #life #failure

You wake up to a dystopian world you only read about in a book. The problem is, you never read a book so you don’t recognize your world is dystopian. #life #failure #reading

If your marketing includes “Paid endorsement” in fine lettering, you are bribing people to say good things about your product––which probably isn’t good. If it were, they’d do it for free. #marketing #failure

The more you want, the less you can get. — ancient proverb I just made up

“Never pluck a live chicken if you want peace and quiet.” #writing #throwawayline