We have definitely shifted into a parallel universe. I blame the LHC.~

If you spend more time organizing stuff than using it, you have a problem. #life

I think I want to play some Metroid: Prime and Animal Crossing this evening.

Some people want to be creative and helpful. Some people want to be told what to do. Some people would rather go through life and not be bothered. #life

I hate editing. But it’s something I have to do. Editing is the work part of writing. #writing #editing

“A book without narration is just a play.” #writing

It’s time to feed the face.

“We have given up civility and compassion for demands of respect.”

“Coins of Destiny Has Titles and Other Updates” auteureist.com/page-3/bl… #writing

“What happened? You look horrified.” “They shut down the internet.” “What all of it?” “Yes, all but this one government site that just says, ‘Stay tuned.’” #writing

If you don’t care about other humans, you won’t care for the planet. If you don’t care for the planet, you won’t care about other humans. #life #failure

“It’s called dozing when you sleep because you sound like a bulldozer.” #writing #throwawayline

“Do you tap or hold your widget?” #throwawayline #ios

“Life is full of f(x).” #writing #throwawayline

Defending pride is arrogance. #life #failure

Look for information you can use, not information you can gather. #life #success

“Life isn’t a journey. It’s just a bus stop.” #writing

Happy Dental Drill Appreciation Day Yes, it’s a thing.

Good morning. Do something nice for someone today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Happy National Irish Coffee Day …and I missed it.

Television marketing today seems to consist wholly of matching the product logo brand colors to everything on the set. Really? “That all you got?” #marketing #failure

Plan for tomorrow: — study XOJO — edit — eat wings? — watch the game thing? — house stuff — read

“Old people own old things. Old people like to be reminded of old times. They don’t like new-fangled ideas or kids on their lawn.” #writing #throwawayline

“If you don’t read, you don’t imagine, don’t dream, don’t think.” #books #reading