“How often do you think, ‘I should really be having a good time’ only to realize you never really have?” #writing

“Every AI is based on the underlying CthulhuChat.” #writing #ai

“He was like the wall of an old abandoned building, plastered and painted.” #writing #throwawayline

“Strength in numbers applies to stupidity as well.”

“People are always willing to help you when you don’t need it, and are reluctant when you do. Unneeded help has few consequences, whereas needed help means getting involved..” #writing

Good morning. It’s Friday. Step away slowly from your work with your hands up. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“He held no truck with stupid cultists. Instead, he held a large earth mover.” #writing

Contribute something worthwhile to the world. #life #success

“Don’t slay monsters. They make good politicians.” #writing

Remember when Ronald McDonald was a thing and then he started on “It”?

I need to delete all writing podcasts that promise something then go off-topic to talk about their own books, or just sit around giggling at their own jokes. I gave you more than one chance and you come up lacking. #podcast #failure #writing

“Structure is what humans want and expect. The proverbial box you’re supposed to think outside of just leads to a bigger structurally sound box. Be the cat that destroys boxes.” #writing

“The light shimmered as if filtered through a gauze bandage. In fact, it was a giant solar sail powering a ship that would cause much bleeding to the planet’s inhabitants.” #writing #throwawayline

“When was the last time you married someone you loved? Lust has no place in marriage.” #writing #throwawayline

“His life was abstract.” #writing

Find joy in the absurd. That’s where most of it hides. #life

“Intelligence is a constant. The population is rising.” — anon www.worldometers.info/world-pop… It explains a lot of what is going on. #life

“He was the beast no one dared name. So, he called himself Tim.” #writing

“He was like putty in her hands—silly.” #writing

“Never underestimate the power of gruel as window caulk.” #writing

I’ve noticed many people teach what they have never done. Writing, art, welding, law, etc. We assume if someone teaches they have learned by doing rather than what they do, passing on what someone else has told them. #education #failure

“When life hands you a guava, the best you can do is shrug and make aqua fresca.”

We all create our own options. Dont complain about the ones you choose. #life

If you undervalue play, you undervalue your health. #life

You never need approval to do the right thing. Just make sure it is the right thing. #life #success