“Fate, inertia, karma, whatever you choose to call it, is just humans reacting rather than acting. They take the phrase ‘go with the flow’ to ultimate extremes.” #writing #life
Silence went baa.
“Time kills more than any living creature. We should arrest and try it.” #writing #throwawayline
Darth Vader voice: “If this is a Caesar Salad, where is the Augustus?”
The ink goes fast when you write. Time to switch it up. Monteverde MP-1 Mocha Mousse (Omniflex) w/Monteverde Scotch Brown. #fountainpen
Expiration dates should check themselves. We have the technology.
Good morning. Do everything with intention, not just automatically. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Today’s view.
Observed: Inebriated people enjoy singing loudly in public even when there is no karaoke. #writing #character
“Live your life backwards.” #writing
Observed: an underage dog sitting at the bar. No, it’s not a bad joke. It’s not saying much, but it’s happy. #writing
My latest project. A work in progress. #programming #swift #mac #ios
The new Siri app icon is pretty crappy. It looks like something I might design. I bet AI designed it. #apple #siri #failure #ai #design
Good morning. It’s the weekend. Laugh maniacally today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Fulfill your density!
Observation: At least in the US, ads/marketing featuring alcoholic beverages always show people “partying”, all of whom unintentionally appear drunk. #marketing #failure
Hm. Apple Maps doesn’t support what3words? Even many emergency response services do. Or am I missing something? #apple #maps #what3words
The only difference between a Ministry and a Department is that a Ministry sounds more intelligent despite both housing idiots.~
“Life has a way of pushing you in a certain direction. When it does, listen. Just remember that listening doesn’t mean obeying.” #writing #life
It’s so hot even the cats want water. #cat
Happy Ghost in the Machine Day
95ºF with a heat index of 103ºF.
Hello. Bask in the heat that is not summer. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Value real things and people over virtual ones. #life #success