It’s Friday. Wind down. Slow down. Drink lots of water. De-stress. You aren’t being paid enough to kill yourself. Just make sure not to release any software, beta or otherwise, today. #life

The list is growing…. Will you be there? creaturescrimesandcreativity.com/2025-auth…

“Lemmings know what they are doing. Do you?” #writing

Have you ever noticed that wireless chargers always have wires? #tech #failure #qi

Tell me something true, but stupid.

What is your favorite shade of gray/grey?

“A good memory is not something I’m sure I ever had.” #writing #character

“He ran a hand through his now non-existent hair. ‘The first step of government is to kill those who are governed. Slow deaths that aren’t noticed are the most effective. That guarantees calm and power.’” #writing

You can always make a living as a writer, but it’s easier to be a plumber and pays way more. #writing #life

“How often do you think, ‘I should really be having a good time’ only to realize you never really have?” #writing

“Every AI is based on the underlying CthulhuChat.” #writing #ai

“He was like the wall of an old abandoned building, plastered and painted.” #writing #throwawayline

“Strength in numbers applies to stupidity as well.”

“People are always willing to help you when you don’t need it, and are reluctant when you do. Unneeded help has few consequences, whereas needed help means getting involved..” #writing

Good morning. It’s Friday. Step away slowly from your work with your hands up. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“He held no truck with stupid cultists. Instead, he held a large earth mover.” #writing

Contribute something worthwhile to the world. #life #success

“Don’t slay monsters. They make good politicians.” #writing

Remember when Ronald McDonald was a thing and then he started on “It”?

I need to delete all writing podcasts that promise something then go off-topic to talk about their own books, or just sit around giggling at their own jokes. I gave you more than one chance and you come up lacking. #podcast #failure #writing

“Structure is what humans want and expect. The proverbial box you’re supposed to think outside of just leads to a bigger structurally sound box. Be the cat that destroys boxes.” #writing

“The light shimmered as if filtered through a gauze bandage. In fact, it was a giant solar sail powering a ship that would cause much bleeding to the planet’s inhabitants.” #writing #throwawayline

“When was the last time you married someone you loved? Lust has no place in marriage.” #writing #throwawayline

“His life was abstract.” #writing

Find joy in the absurd. That’s where most of it hides. #life