“He drowned his sorrows in the happiness borne of lies.” #writing

Have you hugged your corpse today?

Live your own life. Don’t let others tell you that you should be living theirs. #life

Live your own life. Don’t let others tell you that you should be living theirs. #life

Happy American Circus Day I thought that was everyday nowdays.~

Gooood morning. Stay the course. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

OK. Switch2 news is bonkers (in a good way). #nintendo #switch2

A mystery is just a story of exposition cloaked in character. #writing #mystery

Happy National Ferret Day

“His fortune cookie fortune was as blank as the expression on his face.” #writing #throwawayline

Inspire someone to be better than they are without nagging. #life #success

Hello. Simplify your life. Reduce physical, mental, emotional, and social clutter. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — write — read — errands — be annoying

Life is meant to be fun. What’s your excuse?

Happy National Sourdough Day No foolin’…

Good morning. Don’t trust anything you read, hear, see, are told, or experience. Especially today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

If you aren’t smiling, you haven’t learned the secret. #life

Happy National Bunsen Burner Day. Light it up!

Good morning. It’s the last day of March. We are 1/4 of the way through 2025. 2026 is just around the corner. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Be purposeful tomorrow. #life

Plan for tomorrow: — kill words — read — eat — whatever

When you think someone else is in charge, they will be. #life #failure

If you want to get me a birthday present, feel free to get this. cars.mclaren.com/en/W1

Create a new sentence at least once a day.