It’s almost time to start reviewing what I’ve accomplished this past year, and what I’d like to accomplish in 2026. #2026

How much of what you do every day is worth doing? Why do you keep doing it? #life

Good morning, everyone. Can you believe it’s December? You better, because it is. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“He didn’t own a boogie board, but he did have a booger board.” #writing #character

Are you the type of person who sends URLs to family members during the holidays instead of giving real presents? #holiday #future #technology

What is the highest number of days you’ve done something apart from assumed functions?

Anyone remember Elon Musk? No? Good.

Reminder: Anyone whose name ends in the “ee” sound (BIlly, Jimmy, etc.) isn’t an adult and probably lives at home. .~

“His first loyalty was to the chicken wing. Then he ate it.” #throwawayline

You can’t claim that a job you perform for millions of dollars as entertainment, is as important as most other jobs. Or have we, as a race, forgotten how to entertain ourselves? #life #failure

Yes, you don’t need to respond. I know that “chopsticks” take their name from “chop houses”. #food #writing

Why are chopsticks (the utensils) called chopsticks? They aren’t good at chopping things. #food

“Today isn’t a new day. It’s just a day you keep recycling.” #writing

“I hate losing.” “You should stop playing then.”

So. Are you now hoarding all of your pennies since they are out of production and will soon be worth as much as the copper in them? #uscurrency #pennies

PSA: Never order mail-order Philly pretzels. No matter who is selling them. They are a far cry from original fresh Philly pretzels. #food #marketing #philly

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The Ohio State Ribeyes should be a team…

When your frying pan requires more fat than there is in the egg you cook in it, it has failed. And you have failed as a cook. #cooking

Humans are weird. They voluntarily wear chains and nose rings and think they are a fashion statement. #human #life

What if the orcs were the cool ones with the pointy ears, and the elves were the fat disfigured ones reminiscent of your Uncle Al who keeps standing outside your living room window, looking in? #writing #throwawayline

What is the best book you have never read? .~ #book #reading

“Lessons unlearned never lessen the pain.” #writing

“The more you complain, the more they know what to do.” #writing

“When you wield the Stuffed Teddybear of Cuteness, do not expect death.” #writing #throwawayline