“If you don’t know what you want, you may as well toss a coin, assuming of course you, know what to call. If you do not know, seek help.” #writing #throwawayline

“He spoke as if the world was crashing in around him—loud and in a panic.” #writing #throwawayline

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

“Action is just a boat to get across life.” #writing

Just because it’s a step, doesn’t mean the journey is going where you want it to. #life

Happy Look Up In the Sky Day

Greetings. Be kind to animals, others, and yourself. It doesn’t cost anything, and helps all. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“The secret of success is just never being wrong.”

Carpool tunnel…

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I need some flunkies.

Prepare yourself for failure. That way, you won’t be disappointed. #life #success

Don’t ask what you are going to lose. Instead, ask what you are willing to gain. #life

Good morning. Spend the day relaxing and having fun. That’s an order. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“Please dispose of this post in the usual manner.” — IMF

You don’t need to be funny to be humorous. #life

Enjoy your life. It’s yours, and yours to enjoy. #life

Life isn’t hard. It’s just difficult.

What movie deserves a sequel? For me, it’s: — Buckaroo Banzai — Remo Williams (although this was too PG.) #movie

Semi-serious problem: Given a food order, a given distance and time for delivery, what is the optimal combination to provide the hottest food temperature on arrival? Provide the formula. #math #life #physics

Tropes are fine, as long as you use them in unexpected places. #writing

AI marketing assumes/promotes that people can’t help themselves and need a god-like entity to solve all of their problems. #religion #ai #marketing #failure

“He booked a tequila flight, but he was disappointed because it was in a bar and he never saw a plane.” #writing #throwawayline