“Hi. My name is Mas Carpone. I’d like you to meet my brother Al. And his little friend” #writing #throwawayline

“Welcome the rain. It shall wash away your sins along with your pet aardvark.” #writing #throwawayline

“Just as suddenly as it had appeared the adverb was erased.” #writing #throwawayline

“He filled his many notebooks with scribbles and scrawls. All of which he couldn’t read a few minutes after he had written them.” #writing

“Just wait! A lot can happen in a hundred years.” #writing

“You don’t need a fortune to be fortunate.” #writing #throwawayline

“Dance to the silence.” #writing

“What’s wrong? Speak your mind.” He enunciated, “Your mind.” #writing #throwawayline

“He had many milestones in his life, most of which were short a few feet.” #writing #character

Hm. Anyone remember MinivMac? #mac

“Problems will always solve themselves if you stop considering them as problematic.” #writing #throwawayline

Sometimes an incorrectly set clock is right half the year. #timechange

“When in doubt, hit them with a bigger stick and call it a sport.” #writing #throwawayline

“You don’t need all the power in the world. You just need enough to make others feel bad that you do.” #writing #character

Nibbage #fountainpen

“Some people don’t have a sense of scale. That’s why they don’t see how small they really are.” #writing

I guess the next big holiday is St. Patrick’s Day, not counting Mario Day.

We reset our clocks tonight. Lots of people bemoaning that they lose an hour of sleep. Seriously? Just go to bed an hour earlier. And you’ll “get it back” at the next time change. #life

Ugh. I forgot this was the weekend for the Baltimore Pen Show. It would’ve been something to do. Oh well. Maybe next year if we’re still here. #fountainpen #baltimore

Good morning. It’s a sunny morning full of air. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Celebrate that you are here. #life

Yo! Weekend cometh! Rejoice! Do it safely.

If you allow an AI to decide if you’re worthy, or not, of having a job, you have already given it permission to decide if you are worthy of living. #life #failure #ai

What is the best advice for an aspiring author? Keep your day job and write for fun. #writing