This is what happens when parents spoil their kids.

Hm. Switch 2 games up on US Amazon. No system preorders, however. #nintendo

Plan for tomrorrow: — write — meet up with a friend (yes, I have one) — eat stuff, maybe

Do better.

I’m hoping we don’t get new iOS chrome—I’m sure we will. I’d rather have functionality that I can use and a development environment that works. #wwdc

Time to relax.

Happy Draw a Picture of a Bird Day

If you live in a world without humor, move.

Please define “Great”. Things were never “great”. Unless you loved the Dark Ages.

It is easier to blame than to fix. #life #failure

I love how email spammer/fishers believe everyone buys Norton products, which no one ever does. #email #spam

Are you looking forward to WWDC? — yes — no — depends — what’s WWDC? #wwdc #apple

“We all eat our young. That’s why they end up the way they are.” #writing

Observed: You know you have money/image issues when you decide to rent your Delorean and post photos of all the renters… #character

“If you’re a leader, why do you follow so many people on social media?” #writing #throwawayline

“Where do you go when you want to get lost?” #writing

The more someone takes themselves, and presents themselves, too seriously, you should remember it’s all about them. #life #failure

Humans often show/bare their teeth. This can either be a sign of friendliness, agression, compliance, or deceit. Humans bare their teeth for a multitude of reasons. Only one of them is truly positive. If a human smiles at you, probabilities say you should run. #life #human

I wonder if Vegas (Las) allows betting on non-sports rumors. That would be a huge business, if they did. #life #failure

Rumors are a matter of disappointment or “I told you so-isms.” Reality matters. Rumors, not so much. #life #failure

The older you get, the more you realize, people all look the same. #life

“He wasn’t as educated as a neon tetra.” If you get it, you understand. #writing #throwawayline

Overheard: “Eight-four percent of one hundred dollars is what?” #life #character #writing #failure

“Sometimes you throw something and it sticks to the wall. Small bits of blood and body parts tend to do that.” #writing

“And a fun time was had by all. That is, except for Sam, who never had fun and always complained about the lack of marmite.” #writing #throwawayline