What do you do? I’m an influencer. So you shill on TikTok. Um, no. OK. So you push stuff to make money because you have no friends. Um…

If you want to buy me something for my birthday, I won’t complain if you get this for me: cars.mclaren.com/en/W1

It’s supposed to be rainy tomorrow. I think I’ll brew the mountain mint cream ale. #brewing #beer

I need a new hobby (again). #hobby

Coming soon: To Wield Power: Coins of Destiny 2 auteureist.com/CoD/page-… #book #writing

Go outside. Breathe some air. See the sky. Wrap yourself in nature. There’s more to life than your life. #life #nature #success

I just got the garage reorganized. That’s a win for spring cleaning.

The Gathering: the latest headcount is 5 kittens. Need to find them homes. #feral #cat

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Hiy’all. It’s Friday. Prepare for a weekend landing. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Impatience never made anything move faster. Practice patience. #life

Evidence is not proof. #life #failure

When your perfume overwhelms the kitchen, you have personal issues. #life #failure

Don’t complain about the cost of something. Complain that you aren’t making more. #life #failure

We are DEVO.

Local GameStop only had 35 for preorder. They said NYC stores got 125. Mine preordered. #nintendo #switch2

The Gathering: Oh no! New members. Not sure who the parents are. #feral #cat

Long line at the local GameStop. #nintendo

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Happy New Kids on the Block Day Why?

Hello. Do what you must so you can do what you want. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

If you don’t explain why, how is meaningless. #life #education #failure

When writing, remember that the book’s theme should always be secondary to your protagonist’s. #writing

I wish iOS mail had a way to block an entire domain and not just a sender which is useless. #ios #mail #failure